Tom MacDonald - Hitting a Woman lyrics

I knew this girl when I was six years old
She used to steal my toys
 hit and bloody my nose
She called me names, she was mean
She made fun of my clothes
She said I was the bully, I
Got in trouble at home, yeah
I knew this girl back in ninth grade
Told me that she loved me
And I guess she lied to my face
Cheated on me twice with a guy
Who had a nice place
Stabbed me in the back so many times like
She was tryna make my spine break
Dated a girl back in Canada
Said she was a waitress
Got promoted to the manager
Told me all these stories 'bout her daddy
He abandoned her
Discovered she was really just a hooker
Getting cash from all the bachelors

If you were a man, you’d get knocked out
I don't give a fuck
Don't tell me I should calm down
Keep your fingers out my face
With your smart mouth
You’re lucky mama taught me don't
Be hitting a woman

Hitting a woman!
But if I did you would deserve
It, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it
Hitting a woman! I know that I'd regret it
But I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson
Hitting a woman you're a bad bitch
Right? You know how that would
Play out in a fight hitting a woman!
Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude
To death for a lot less honestly

I knew this girl when I was tryna be a rapper
Always tried to treat me like
My music didn't matter
Acted like a bitch around her friends
But then after
She’d be cool when they left, man
I wish I could’ve smacked her
I knew this girl who liked to party
Get drunk and start a fight
With every Stephanie and Carly
Threw up in my lap
And I would pay to get the car cleaned
I wish I could've took a
Fucking lighter to that Barbie
I knew a girl when I was younger
Her family hated me
And everything I did would bug her
Every single friend I had was
Begging me to dump her
But I waited till she left and then
Got beat up by her brother, fuck

If you were a man, you’d get knocked out
I don't give a fuck
Don't tell me I should calm down
Keep your fingers out my face
With your smart mouth
You're lucky mama taught me don’t
Be hitting a woman

But if I did you would deserve
It, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it
Hitting a woman i know that I'd regret it
But I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson
Hitting a woman you're a bad bitch
Right? You know how that would
Play out in a fight hitting a woman
Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude
To death for a lot less honestly

I knew this girl when I was broke
I was working overtime just so
We could have some dough
Every time I left the room she'd
Be going through my phone
Like, "Thomas, be honest
Who are these hoes?"
I knew this girl back in my college days
Top of the class
But a dumbass in a lot of ways
Let her take my car
And she crashed into a ball of flames
Expected me to stay while she
Was in a catatonic state
I knew this girl who was a virgin
Read the bible every night
She thought that she was perfect
Said that I would burn in hell
For writing all these verses
And told everyone we knew that I was Satan
Not a person

If you were a man, you'd get knocked out
I don't give a fuck
Don't tell me I should calm down
Keep your fingers out my face
With your smart mouth
You're lucky mama taught me don't
Be hitting a woman

But if I did you would deserve
It, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it
Hitting a woman i know that I'd regret it
But I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson
Hitting a woman you're a bad bitch
Right? You know how that would
Play out in a fight hitting a woman
Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude
To death for a lot less honestly

Don't be hitting a woman
But if I did you would deserve
It, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it
Hitting a woman i know that I'd regret it
But I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson
Hitting a woman you're a bad bitch
Right? You know how that would
Play out in a fight hitting a woman
Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude
To death for a lot less honestly