Tom MacDonald - I’m Corny lyrics

Okay, I'm corny
All my songs are super boring
I'm like Macklemore on crack if he
Smoked until he was forty
I'm a racist, I'm a sexist
I try too hard to be cool
I'm a clickbait rapper
I pay for all of my views
I got white-white-white privilege leakin' out
My eyes when I cry
And I'm always shedding tears 'cause
It's hard to be white
My girlfriend writes my raps
I hope I never get dumped again
I hate the Libtards, so I must be Republican
Now my Gucci is fake
I got this Louis on sale
I'm a snitch like Tekashi
So I will never see jail
I look just like the mumble
Rappers that everyone hates
I braid my hair like a girl
Put tattoos on my face, yeah

Why do you keep talkin' 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead

They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
Kick your butt

Okay, I'm corny and wack, I'm horrible trash
I'm the worst rapper alive and
I'm ignorin' the facts i try too hard to be
Edgy, my bars are garbage, you win
I'm one hundred percent pure
Grade-A Colombian cringe
And if rap was a game you
Could play with your friends
I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss
You fought at the end
Look, I'm so thirsty for clout that
I'd slap my mama for fame i'm thirty
But I look like I'm your grandfather's age
I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had
A baby with Logic
The doctor dropped it on his head and said
"That's a Tom MacDonald"
I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted
And my face tattoos look like I
Fell asleep at a party, retarded

Why do you keep talkin' 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead

They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
Kick your butt

Retard loser, you're so gay
You're so corny, you're so lame
You're unhappy so you call me names
Been the same since seventh grade
Angry, sad, and full of hate
Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain

They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
Kick your butt