Tom MacDonald - People So Stupid lyrics

Hi

I'm prayin' that the world changes soon
Can't get a doobie on a plane
But there's Uzis in our schools
Every dude who touched a boob
Or a booty gettin' MeToo'd
What you expect from the kids who
Went to Hooters after school?
We're all triggered and defensive
We're all racist and we're sexist
We all grew up watching South Park
How are we offended?
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a
Thing that you can't do?
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
Man, it used to be cool to just
Flip a bird to the system
And now it's trendy to be triggered
And pretend you're a victim
"It's my race, it's my weight
It's because I'm a Christian
I hate the internet and anyone
Who has an opinion"
And everybody angry if you say "white
" 'kay fine pass me the brush and I'll paint
My face 'til the shade's right
Let's talk about abortion, sorry
Tell me how this works
Bacteria is life on Mars
But a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to
God that y'all want 'em, y'all so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna
Run outta tissues, it's so dumb

I'm a hater 'cause I can't
Relate to gay pride?
Call me homophobic because I don't
Wanna date guys? 'Kay, tight
I, for one, am not surprised the world
Declined along the way
Give trophies to children for losin' just
'cause they decide to play
We exercise our right to vote
Then hate the politicians, ayy
This is a democracy, it's
Partly your decision, ayy
This is weird
Feels like this a different year
If I identify as a female
Then will my balls and penis disappear?
Children want a gender switch and
Hating men is feminist
Depression and anxiety are trendy
We're too sensitive invented 80 genders
Mad the world is not accepting it
They give them more attention than normal
Women and men can get what a contradiction
Bein' human is so tragic
Focused on minorities
Ignoring all the masses
Hallelujah, everyone
Activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper, just
Paper straws wrapped in plastic
Congratulations

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to
God that y'all want 'em, y'all so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna
Run outta tissues, it's so dumb

Look, I get it
It's like the world is goin' crazy
Seems like a school shooting
Happens almost daily
The racism, rape culture
Hatred that we're facing
Is way too ingrained for our
Hashtags to change it
We've become so lazy and complacent
Afraid of our generation
We think activism's Instagramming
Memes and complaining
It's a problem when there's actually
Actions you could be taking
But you're triggered so you just
Cry like a baby

People are so stupid
Why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to
God that y'all want 'em, y'all so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb
People so boo hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna
Run outta tissues, it's so dumb