Tom Paxton - My Dog's Bigger than Your Dog lyrics
[Tom Paxton - My Dog's Bigger than Your Dog lyrics]
My dog's bigger than yours
My dog's bigger and he chases mailmen
My dog's bigger than yours
My dad's tougher than your dad
My dad's tougher than yours
My dad's tougher and he can yell louder
My dad's tougher than yours
I'm not afraid of the dark anymore
I can tie my shoes
I have been to the country
And I am going to school
Our car's faster than your car
Our car's faster than yours
It has a louder horn, it bumps other cars
Our car's faster than yours
My mom's older than your mom
My mom's older than yours
She takes smelly baths
She hides the gray hairs
My mom's older than yours
I'm not afraid of the dark anymore
I can tie my shoes
I have been to the country
And I am going to school