Eminem, Tony Touch - Eminem Freestyle lyrics

If I'm elected for ten terms
I'm renewing the staff after the inaugurals
And hiring all girls as interns
If I don't like you
I'll snatch you outta your mic booth
While you're rappin and pull your right
Through the window and fight you
I'll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you
And scrape your face wit a bracelet
Like a razor that shaved it
Three drinks and I'm ready to flash
Runnin on stage in a G-string
Wit a bee sting on my ass (Look)
It's probably y'all cuz I
Ain't awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop
And talk to the wall
And have a relapse after I
Just fought through withdrawl
(Hop in the car little girl
I just bought you a doll)
The Bad and Evil movement is comin
Plus the music is pumpin like a pill
Freak wit a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it's no wonder how come your whole album
Is soundin like a bunch of
Shit that I would say
Whether it's one verse or one letter
I'll probably be the cleverest one
That never gets spun ever
It's Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it's only us
The rest of y'all are just stuck
In the middle wit Monie Love