Triple-Q, LemonKeys16, MagnumDongle, Alejandro Espinosa - Theme of HOBaRT lyrics
[Triple-Q, LemonKeys16, MagnumDongle, Alejandro Espinosa - Theme of HOBaRT lyrics]
HOBaRT he'll mix all night
Long
Other contestants suck dicks all night
Long
'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale
'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail
Kneed dough with this beaut
be drowning in tail
Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir
Use it when it's raining
Use it when it's sunny
Use it when you're a bit short on money
Even though some might call this baby funny
Truly he's the only top tier mixer
HOBaRT he'll mix all night
Long
Other contestants suck dicks all night
Long
HOBaRT, you make me go "Ha ha, hee hee"
Why are you so hysterically funny?
Please stop making me laugh
As much as the Number 7
First time I saw that funny boy
I was skeptical but now when I see him
My wiener gets erectical
When that boy spins it up
It's truly a spectacle
Really makes me go, "he- hee, ha ha!"
So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine
The Hyper Operative Baking
And Ripping Technology-ne
He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes
"He's a funny mixer"
HOBaRT, I want to make love to your dick
I know that's not quite
The right word, but it's thick
Please mix my insides up
And put your dough in me!
HOBaRT once told me that he wanted
To eradicate all anime fans
I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah
Brother!" let those fucking degenerates get
Pissed on to death
Call it extreme watersports
And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top
He's won and we get a day full of his bops
With his enemies' remains on the floor
It'll have to be mopped
And we can mix together a
Smoothie of their entrails
With HOBaRT, of course!
"He's a funny mixer!"
HOBaRT, I want to imbibe in your cum
The smell of your dick-xer
It makes me go numb
Fill me with custard 'till
DING! you're all done
I'll be there to cheer on you
Until you've won
HOBaRT, now I see why that mixer is so funny
HOBaRT, I love you
Long
Other contestants suck dicks all night
Long
'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale
'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail
Kneed dough with this beaut
be drowning in tail
Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir
Use it when it's raining
Use it when it's sunny
Use it when you're a bit short on money
Even though some might call this baby funny
Truly he's the only top tier mixer
HOBaRT he'll mix all night
Long
Other contestants suck dicks all night
Long
HOBaRT, you make me go "Ha ha, hee hee"
Why are you so hysterically funny?
Please stop making me laugh
As much as the Number 7
First time I saw that funny boy
I was skeptical but now when I see him
My wiener gets erectical
When that boy spins it up
It's truly a spectacle
Really makes me go, "he- hee, ha ha!"
So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine
The Hyper Operative Baking
And Ripping Technology-ne
He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes
"He's a funny mixer"
HOBaRT, I want to make love to your dick
I know that's not quite
The right word, but it's thick
Please mix my insides up
And put your dough in me!
HOBaRT once told me that he wanted
To eradicate all anime fans
I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah
Brother!" let those fucking degenerates get
Pissed on to death
Call it extreme watersports
And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top
He's won and we get a day full of his bops
With his enemies' remains on the floor
It'll have to be mopped
And we can mix together a
Smoothie of their entrails
With HOBaRT, of course!
"He's a funny mixer!"
HOBaRT, I want to imbibe in your cum
The smell of your dick-xer
It makes me go numb
Fill me with custard 'till
DING! you're all done
I'll be there to cheer on you
Until you've won
HOBaRT, now I see why that mixer is so funny
HOBaRT, I love you