Tub Ring - Uncle Puttleman lyrics
[Tub Ring - Uncle Puttleman lyrics]
Welcome to our show my friends
You'll find it's rather quaint
We spent years upon the decor
And the perfect shade of paint
Anyway I'm sure you came for fun
And well a little bit of laugh
So get ready to smile big
And I'm sure that we'll have a blast
That's right, gang let's sing a happy song
With easy words
So the kids at home can sing along it goe
Sunshine is real good when it shines on me
All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy
You try
Sunshine is real good when it shines on me
All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy
Welcome to Uncle Puttleman's
Today I'm sure we'll have a real good time
Welcome kids this is Uncle Puttleman
A happy jolly friend of yours and mine
Singing all his silly songs
To tunes that kids all know
It all adds to the wonder
And the magic of his show
Jovial all the time
We know how to make you smile
Others go the distance
But, I go the extra mile sunshine is my life
And I do the best I can
Count on me for good times
I'm your Uncle Puttleman
Okay kids now for Uncle Puttleman
The joy of this can never start too soon
I know what you want from Uncle Puttleman
We can watch ultra violent cartoons
Remember kids to watch
'Cause the rating share is down
I might go off the air
And it causes me to frown
I guess everybody wants to watch
Some damn dinosaur instead of me
I mean, what the hell
I'm Uncle Puttleman and you suck
I've got bills to pay
So you can just shove it up your ass
Uh, uh yeah i was just kidding
Remember not to say any of those words
In front of your mommies okay, kids
Yeah, all right great
All right do this for Uncle Puttleman
When you go out shopping at the malls
Say you want all the Uncle Puttleman
T-shirts, books and toys and happy dolls
Sing another song in another happy way
Then when we're all done
We'll have a real great day
Goodbye kids that's all for Uncle Puttleman
The time has come for our great time to end
See you soon from your Uncle Puttleman
Tune in tomorrow and we'll be good friends
You'll find it's rather quaint
We spent years upon the decor
And the perfect shade of paint
Anyway I'm sure you came for fun
And well a little bit of laugh
So get ready to smile big
And I'm sure that we'll have a blast
That's right, gang let's sing a happy song
With easy words
So the kids at home can sing along it goe
Sunshine is real good when it shines on me
All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy
You try
Sunshine is real good when it shines on me
All day long we smile 'Cause we are so happy
Welcome to Uncle Puttleman's
Today I'm sure we'll have a real good time
Welcome kids this is Uncle Puttleman
A happy jolly friend of yours and mine
Singing all his silly songs
To tunes that kids all know
It all adds to the wonder
And the magic of his show
Jovial all the time
We know how to make you smile
Others go the distance
But, I go the extra mile sunshine is my life
And I do the best I can
Count on me for good times
I'm your Uncle Puttleman
Okay kids now for Uncle Puttleman
The joy of this can never start too soon
I know what you want from Uncle Puttleman
We can watch ultra violent cartoons
Remember kids to watch
'Cause the rating share is down
I might go off the air
And it causes me to frown
I guess everybody wants to watch
Some damn dinosaur instead of me
I mean, what the hell
I'm Uncle Puttleman and you suck
I've got bills to pay
So you can just shove it up your ass
Uh, uh yeah i was just kidding
Remember not to say any of those words
In front of your mommies okay, kids
Yeah, all right great
All right do this for Uncle Puttleman
When you go out shopping at the malls
Say you want all the Uncle Puttleman
T-shirts, books and toys and happy dolls
Sing another song in another happy way
Then when we're all done
We'll have a real great day
Goodbye kids that's all for Uncle Puttleman
The time has come for our great time to end
See you soon from your Uncle Puttleman
Tune in tomorrow and we'll be good friends