Tyler Von Jeebes - The Zap Rap lyrics
[Tyler Von Jeebes - The Zap Rap lyrics]
In the AM from 4 to 6
The TV is blank, I need my fix
I pick up a book but it isn't the same
And so I hook up my video game
And now if I go through the halls of space
In a cosmic not comic book galaxy race
And it's life or death and it's them or me
The defender of human history
The sole survivor of all that is written
A losing battle with no way to win
It's a hyper-velocity atrocity
Gonna take all those bug-eyes down with me
Lasers on, phasers in
Photons, protons, play to win
Here they come so don't be a dumb asteroid
And avoid that cylindrical planetoid
I better walk out, they begin to surround me
I say, "No, I'm not"
Thе reptilians have found me ha ha ha ha
Takе this, zap, zap
Take some of that, wap, wap
I've over here and I'm free and I'm
Clear they fell into my trap
And I give them a taste of hell
I know my weapons and know them well
Two of them left, but they won't live to tell
Of my tale, of my tale, of my rap, zap, zap
You know I'm up once again
To my home base station
They feel that I'm cruel as I lay devastation
On galaxies I've never visited twice
And on whole populations and
Nations it's nice to be mean and yet clean
With your conscious all clear
'Cause they're green on the screen
I destroy without fear!
I'm tired of space and war at last
The burden of the video laser blast
I change the cassette on my game machine
And sweep off the stars from my video screen
A brand new game is ready to run
It's sword and sorcery, mystical fun
With it's dungeons and dragons
And goblins and trolls
And it's warrior heroes
It's maps and it's scrolls
And it's bats and it's snakes and
It's caves and it's keys
And it's curses and verses
And spells and disease
The swing of an axe, the slice of a blade
Now ain't this more fun than
The game we just played?
Follow me down through mazes of stone
Through canyons of glaciers
To mountains unknown
And descend through a pit in
A path at the top
To an ocean of fire and let yourself drop
Through the currents of evil
And madness and curses
The passage of blowdarts and
Spiders and slime
Which will lead you to horrors
Where there's no way back
It's almost exactly like riding Amtrak
Ha, isn't this fun? Ya, ya
You'll never be bored hold onto your sword
We've only begun through the dim
Labyrinth of the palace
Where in lies the much fabled Torian chalice
It's guarded by five headed
Serpents with malice
With malice, with malice, it's fun ha, ha
Clutching, you're off on your own
With the chalice in hand
Pursued by a primeval villainous band
Of the worst kind of demons who
Seize you and bind you
It's all just a game while
The demons remind you you try to get out but
You're caught in the scream
You're trapped in the tube but
Your face can't be seen
You can't reach the switch and
Don't reach out for me
You're caught for all time in the grip of TV
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
The TV is blank, I need my fix
I pick up a book but it isn't the same
And so I hook up my video game
And now if I go through the halls of space
In a cosmic not comic book galaxy race
And it's life or death and it's them or me
The defender of human history
The sole survivor of all that is written
A losing battle with no way to win
It's a hyper-velocity atrocity
Gonna take all those bug-eyes down with me
Lasers on, phasers in
Photons, protons, play to win
Here they come so don't be a dumb asteroid
And avoid that cylindrical planetoid
I better walk out, they begin to surround me
I say, "No, I'm not"
Thе reptilians have found me ha ha ha ha
Takе this, zap, zap
Take some of that, wap, wap
I've over here and I'm free and I'm
Clear they fell into my trap
And I give them a taste of hell
I know my weapons and know them well
Two of them left, but they won't live to tell
Of my tale, of my tale, of my rap, zap, zap
You know I'm up once again
To my home base station
They feel that I'm cruel as I lay devastation
On galaxies I've never visited twice
And on whole populations and
Nations it's nice to be mean and yet clean
With your conscious all clear
'Cause they're green on the screen
I destroy without fear!
I'm tired of space and war at last
The burden of the video laser blast
I change the cassette on my game machine
And sweep off the stars from my video screen
A brand new game is ready to run
It's sword and sorcery, mystical fun
With it's dungeons and dragons
And goblins and trolls
And it's warrior heroes
It's maps and it's scrolls
And it's bats and it's snakes and
It's caves and it's keys
And it's curses and verses
And spells and disease
The swing of an axe, the slice of a blade
Now ain't this more fun than
The game we just played?
Follow me down through mazes of stone
Through canyons of glaciers
To mountains unknown
And descend through a pit in
A path at the top
To an ocean of fire and let yourself drop
Through the currents of evil
And madness and curses
The passage of blowdarts and
Spiders and slime
Which will lead you to horrors
Where there's no way back
It's almost exactly like riding Amtrak
Ha, isn't this fun? Ya, ya
You'll never be bored hold onto your sword
We've only begun through the dim
Labyrinth of the palace
Where in lies the much fabled Torian chalice
It's guarded by five headed
Serpents with malice
With malice, with malice, it's fun ha, ha
Clutching, you're off on your own
With the chalice in hand
Pursued by a primeval villainous band
Of the worst kind of demons who
Seize you and bind you
It's all just a game while
The demons remind you you try to get out but
You're caught in the scream
You're trapped in the tube but
Your face can't be seen
You can't reach the switch and
Don't reach out for me
You're caught for all time in the grip of TV
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube
You're glued to the tube