Ugly Duckling - Celebrity lyrics
[Ugly Duckling - Celebrity lyrics]
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, thank you!
Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can't
Look, no, sorry!
Sorry, I can't, I can't, really
Alright! Good to see ya, thank you
Okay, sorry, I gotta go check it out
"I wish more people was a lot like me!"
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
See, you're just an average woman or man
And you shouldn't try to think for yourself
There's things that you can't understand
And I'll bet you could use my help
(Of course) i'm on TV and radio
And unless I'm mistaken, you're not!
So I've found almost every place I go
There's people just waiting to
Hear my thoughts
They say I'm a genius, they're right
So take my opinions seriously (Okay?)
I'll tell you how to live your life
Cause, I'm a big celebrity
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
Hey big celebrity, please, keep your politics
Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it
(Excuse me?)
Some advice if you wanna stay famous (yeah)
Don't try to change us, just entertain us
(What?)
You're a tabloid headline, a photo op
And now you want the same
Attention John and Yoko got
(Of course, why not?)
And when your album or your
Movie is a total flop
You'll be redundant like Bobby
Brown or Robocop (GASP)
So please
Stop and let me off your guilt trip
I know you made a lot of
Money and you've milked it (yeah, well)
But, you're not as smart as you think you are
(What?) so shut your mouth Mr movie Star
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
You know, I really do feel empowered
Goes to show you the power of social activism
We can make a difference, we can and did
In fact
I heard those creeps are going to get
Fired from that Meatshake (I hate those guys)
That, that "Murdershake" as I like to call it
(That place is so lame) You know, this isn't
More than just a victory for me
Or the protesters
This is social justice for every cow, chicken
And cucumber all the animals
And vegetables are vindicated today
(You guys should have burned
That all place down)
Power to the people, power to mother Earth
Power to the Veggie-Hut!
Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can't
Look, no, sorry!
Sorry, I can't, I can't, really
Alright! Good to see ya, thank you
Okay, sorry, I gotta go check it out
"I wish more people was a lot like me!"
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
See, you're just an average woman or man
And you shouldn't try to think for yourself
There's things that you can't understand
And I'll bet you could use my help
(Of course) i'm on TV and radio
And unless I'm mistaken, you're not!
So I've found almost every place I go
There's people just waiting to
Hear my thoughts
They say I'm a genius, they're right
So take my opinions seriously (Okay?)
I'll tell you how to live your life
Cause, I'm a big celebrity
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
Hey big celebrity, please, keep your politics
Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it
(Excuse me?)
Some advice if you wanna stay famous (yeah)
Don't try to change us, just entertain us
(What?)
You're a tabloid headline, a photo op
And now you want the same
Attention John and Yoko got
(Of course, why not?)
And when your album or your
Movie is a total flop
You'll be redundant like Bobby
Brown or Robocop (GASP)
So please
Stop and let me off your guilt trip
I know you made a lot of
Money and you've milked it (yeah, well)
But, you're not as smart as you think you are
(What?) so shut your mouth Mr movie Star
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But, I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
You know, I really do feel empowered
Goes to show you the power of social activism
We can make a difference, we can and did
In fact
I heard those creeps are going to get
Fired from that Meatshake (I hate those guys)
That, that "Murdershake" as I like to call it
(That place is so lame) You know, this isn't
More than just a victory for me
Or the protesters
This is social justice for every cow, chicken
And cucumber all the animals
And vegetables are vindicated today
(You guys should have burned
That all place down)
Power to the people, power to mother Earth
Power to the Veggie-Hut!