Ugly Duckling - The Drive-Thru lyrics

I wanna have a MeatShake
I wanna have a MeatShake
I wanna know the secret
I wanna know the secret
I gotta have a MeatShake
Gotta have a MeatShake
I gotta know the secret
I gotta know the secret i w

You know hon, I'm
I'm kinda hungry a little bit
Ehm, one of these MeatShakes
Kinda sounds kinda good
Yeah, it sounds trippy
Yeah, let's uh, let's check it out
Check it out look, there's one over there
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I'll pull over
I got the money
Alright, let's go to the drive through
Yeah, definitely, definitely
I could use a shake

(Hello and welcome to MeatShake) hi
Hi, how are you there?
(I am doing meaty good) yeah
(Well, may I take your order) yeah
My wife would like a shake
(Okay, what flavor do you
Want? We have chicken, pork or steak)
Huh? (We also have our special of the month Turkey Jerky
So which one will it be?) Mh -
I think that you misheard me
(Hello?) Maybe I spoke too soft
Or you just didn't listen
(You said you want a shake) yeah
But then you mentioned chicken?
(Uh, huh, or steak or pork
Or Turkey Jerky) Right, i'm confused
(Oh, I see you're not familiar
With ingredients we use
First we take a measure of
The sweetest dairy creams
Combine it with your meat of choice
Along with cheese and beans
We mix it in a juicy batter
Then we heat it up and add the secret syrup
Then serve it in a cup)
Yuck! That sounds disgusting
(I see you're not excited)
But wait until you tried it
You'll want it in your diet) ah ah
(It's a warm and tasty way
To eat your daily beef
And it's very, very smooth
You don't have to use your teeth
It's kinda like the brooth a
Pregnant women gives her fetus
It builds you up and makes you
Strong) People really eat this?
(We've served a half a million
And they've all been satisfied
We're expanding new locations and
They're growing nationwide)
But back to the shake
(Okay) All you have are meats?
(Ah ha) What about chocolate
Strawberry or peach?
(Well, we do have vanilla)
Now that sounds delicious
(But, it's Vanilla Ham
We only make it during Christmas
Maybe you'd be happier to
Go across the street
You could eat at Veggie Hut where
They don't use any meat
They play world music so it's
Perfect for a hippie
You can talk about communism
Meat hating sissy) what?
(Beat it granolas) we're not granolas
(Don't you have a protest to
Get to or something?)
That's so lame, this place sucks
So rude, honey
He just called me a sissy to my face
I'm not a sissy
(Shouldn't you be reading Dianetics?)
We're outta here