Ugly Duckling - Meatshake lyrics

"I've been havin MeatShake for forty years"
"I love MeatShake!"
"Meat and shake, that's all I need, m hm"
"I have MeatShake every day at school"
"Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat
I don't need none of that rabbit food
They're servin over at Veggie Hut"
"Meat to the Shizzake"
"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man"
"I'd love to taste the secret"
"Lunch break, only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system
I go to MeatShake" "Eat at MeatShake!"
"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey"
"MeatShakes are so soft
I can eat em without my dentures"

Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you
Can 'taste the secret'
And when I tell you what it is
You won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll
Taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it

But don't you serve french fries
And a vegetable plate?
It all has meat (What?)
What about the green salad and
The cookies you bake?
Everything has meat (Oh)
It's nice and tender mixed in a blender
Don't you want some meat? (yeah)
So hot and steamy yet smooth and creamy
Come and get your meat (Hey)

Now when your body's hungerin
Drive on down and stumble in
Come on, give us half a chance
I promise that you'll come again
If you're not carnivorous consider
Us a challenge
You're too lean and need some protein
We got it by the gallons
Rest assured our healthy
Indiscriminating guests prefer
The sweet and meaty morsels we
Concoct behind my register
Giving good service plus a smile
In a paper hat
Our competition's food is crap
Who would wanna pay for that?
Please try a beef pie
Top it with some meat fries
And a classic MeatShake
Baked until the grease dries 40 cents more
You can have your meal meat-sized
Plus you get three tries, scratch
And win a free prize
All except you vegan men who
Need to be leavin' and
Head into the Veggie Hut where you
Can eat some leaf and gran
That is unless of course you
Wanna taste the secret sin
Come on, breathe it in
You can use your teeth again
Remember that meat's your friend
So let it inside you cows gotta die too
Don't let them survive you
There's an offer for a free
Shake when you buy two
Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please
Drive through

Skinny mini or a beefcake
Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake!
You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache
Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake!
You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date
And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!
When you purchase a combo meal
You receive a souvenir keepsake
Get a MeatShake!

Offer for free souvenir keepsake for
A limited time only
At participating MeatShake stores
In your area the MeatShake Corporation is in
No way responsible for
High blood pressure, heart disease
Or bad body odor meatShake!

"Mmhh i better go taste the secret right now"