VALVIRUS, Juanuary - Target Practice lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press
Delegates to the United Nations
His Majesty, Dr dOOM

Shootin' these kids like it's target practice
Makin' 'em sleep without the matress
Talkin' 'bout air-soft, I'm not about that
But I'll make them scared like Cat in the Hat

Cat in the Hat, lay you down on the mat
Like a K-9 I attack
You a deer in the headlights
I'm a medieval knight
After I'm done you won't be feelin' alright
Look outside the moon's out so it's night
Turn into a werewolf
Eat you, then I smoke this boof

Man, this boof got me feelin' obtuse
I think this boof screwed some nuts loose
I'm feelin' inferior low in the interior
Won't catch me limpin' though
'Cause I'm never slippin' hoe

I don't know about him
But I'm feelin' superior in the exterior
All of a sudden I'm tearier
But then I felt cheerier
'Cause I got this cat that makes me happier
Feelin' sharp like a cactus, target practice
Flow smooth like a cucumber
Too many trees growin'
Have to do some lumber

Ice cream, livin' the dream
Boutta go to England and meet the queen
I'm never fakin' it, I'm only makin' it
With these bars I'll never be irrelevant
See I'm steppin' it, I've only just begun
Next time you see me I'll be number one

I'm eatin' salad with vinegar that's balsami'
And I call girls mommy
Callin' them Mommy is just my hobby
Also that salad is super valid
Singin' this ballad like I'm givin' a salud
Thinkin' of these bars like
It's my lucky charm
Eatin' at Olive Garden, got the chicken parm
Death Grips, On GP
Just like bitches on my PP
Cum in their vaginas like fine china
She annoys me, but I don't mind her
You think you can hide, but I can find ya
See these opps and I'm laughin'
Shoot 'em like target practice

People of the world i am Dr dOOM
Hear my words well
There is one answer to the world's problems
Leadership, my powerful leadership