Venetian Snares, Doormouse - Doormouse Megamix lyrics

Chairs made of pussy hairs!

You know I hear people make reference
To the perfect teeth with no cavities
To the perfect 20
20 vision, to the intercontinental
Teeth-with no-cavities champion
From the perfect, to Tito Santana
And you're lookin' at him! Tito
Santana! What you're lookin'
At is what perfect-teeth-with no-cavities
Champions are made of!

Black cop, white cop black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop black cop, white cop
Black cop, white cop black cop, white cop
Welcome you've got mail

He once drank one hundred and
Fourteen beers in a sitting
Then had wine with dinner ahh!
One hundred and fourteen beers ahh!

B-E-E-R b-E-E-R
B-E-E-R b-E-E-R
B-E-E-R b-E-E-E-R-R
B-E-E-E-R-R b-E-E-E-R-R

B-E-E-E-R-R b-E-E-R

B-E-E-R b-E-E-R
B-E-E-R b-E-E-R

Ahh! Six million ways to die
Choose one, one, one, one, one, one
Choose one, one, one, one, one, one
…eno, eno, eno, eno, eno, eno toxic jungle
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other ahh!
What's that? Peein' on each other
And stuff like that when
They get older and if you don't have, uh
Ten separate cages for 'em, then
They start fightin', and then
The males will castrate the
Other males they do
They chew their balls right off then you have
A bloody mess so that's why you gotta
Butcher 'em when they get a certain age or
You have a heck of a mess