Venetian Snares - Who Wants Cake? lyrics

Retardation: A Celebration let's read it now

Retarded retarded
Retarded we suspect she may be- retarded

I never thought I could feel like this
I never thought I could feel like this
Retarded retarded
Retarded retarded
Retarded

I never thought I could feel like this
I never thought I could feel like this
Retarded
I never thought I could feel like this
I never thought I could feel like this
I feel so mentally retarded retarded
I feel so mentally retarded
We suspect she may be- retarded

Retarded i feel so mentally retarded
Retarded

"Hi this is Wilford Brimley welcome
To Retardation: A Celebration
Now hopefully with this book
I'm gonna dispel a
Few myths, a few rumors first off
The retarded
Don't rule the night they don't rule it
Nobody does and they don't run
In packs and while
They may not be as strong as apes
Don't lock eyes with them don't do it
Puts 'em on edge they might go
Into berserker mode, come at you
Like a whirling dervish, all
Fists and elbows you might be
Screaming "no no no, " and all they hear is
"who wants cake?" Let me
Tell you something: they all do
They all want cake"

I feel so mentally retarded retarded
I feel so mentally retarded
We suspect she may be- retarded