Viagra Boys - 16 Wheeler Horse lyrics
[Viagra Boys - 16 Wheeler Horse lyrics]
Well I'm leaving to a place
Where sun don't shine
Where I won't get a sunburn
I can always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12
Feet tall and 15 meters wide
You better move man, 'fore I run you over
End up taking your life
I said I'm leaving to a place where
I don't have to brush my teeth
Well, a place where I don't have to wake
Up after getting way too little sleep
And when I get there I ain't never
Gonna have to answer to your call
I ain't never coming home again baby
So you don't have to worry about me at all
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride
HAHAHA! OOOAAAHH
HA! HA! HA!
Well I don't like it here no more now
So I'm going where grow on trees
I'm leaving on my horse
I ain't turning back, turning back you see
My woman's gone and left me for
A man who got a job
She was tired of my complaining
Said I laid around not helpin' out at all
She left me without warning for a man
With a big old fancy car
I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down
To the nearest strip mall bar
16 wheeler horse, 15 meters
Wide, 17 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride
Waiting for this ride
AH! AH!
16 wheeler horse, 200, 000 meters wide
You better get the fuck out of the way man
Or you'll die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide
18 beers deep
Where sun don't shine
Where I won't get a sunburn
I can always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12
Feet tall and 15 meters wide
You better move man, 'fore I run you over
End up taking your life
I said I'm leaving to a place where
I don't have to brush my teeth
Well, a place where I don't have to wake
Up after getting way too little sleep
And when I get there I ain't never
Gonna have to answer to your call
I ain't never coming home again baby
So you don't have to worry about me at all
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride
HAHAHA! OOOAAAHH
HA! HA! HA!
Well I don't like it here no more now
So I'm going where grow on trees
I'm leaving on my horse
I ain't turning back, turning back you see
My woman's gone and left me for
A man who got a job
She was tired of my complaining
Said I laid around not helpin' out at all
She left me without warning for a man
With a big old fancy car
I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down
To the nearest strip mall bar
16 wheeler horse, 15 meters
Wide, 17 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride
Waiting for this ride
AH! AH!
16 wheeler horse, 200, 000 meters wide
You better get the fuck out of the way man
Or you'll die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters
Wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide
18 beers deep