Viagra Boys - Upside Backwards lyrics

Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north
She asked if I was into new things
 I said "Of course!"
So we went down to what she said was her home
Next thing you know I had something
That looked like a cigarette
Hanging out the left corner of my mouth
And I asked her "Is this a normal cigarette?"
She’s like
She asked me "Don’t you feel it yet?"

I pondered on the question for a minute
I made a gesture with my hands to
Let her know I was into it
Then I was distracted by
A strange white figure
Standing right behind me
Breathing down my neck
I got a hot flash and sweat
She asked me once again "Don’t
You feel it yet?"
And I, I said "Feel, feel what?"
And then I said something along the lines of
Ah! Feels
Upside brain feel a little not alright
Sometimes when I think I’m okay
I hands down form the size a little
Backwards!

Now two to three minutes later I
Looked down at my phone
And realized I had been there for two weeks
I stood up and told her "Its
About time for me to leave"
She looked back at me and said
"Is that something you truly believe?"
I looked down and was horrified to realize my
Legs had been replaced by four wooden pegs
I was in absolutely no pain
But I felt a little uncomfortable
About how comfortable I now
Imagined it would be to sit down upon my body
And at that point it was obvious
I’d transformed into a piece of furniture
I tried to confront her
I opened my pillow and asked her "What
The fuck was in that cigarette?!"
She looked back at me and asked
"Do you feel it yet"

Life is a little circular
From the noose, square
Rectangular form is what my mind
Decided i said something
I didn’t mean when I
Similar to your s-s-s-s-s
Haircut that I thought was
A little inappropriate before
Told me I was a little ups- Backwards