Viagra Boys - Best in Show lyrics

Six dogs compete for the Best
Of Show title in the
49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club
Show! Of the finalists, five are
Owned by aliens the dogs are chosen
As winners in the show's
Six different divisions we've got hounds
We've got workin' dogs
We got terrier dogs, we got
Toy dogs, we've got toy-terriers
We got sporting dogs we got
Bananas, we got mangoes, we
Got kiwi fruit's the show is
Held at the fair's agricultural
Building down in the agricultural district
Of the agricultural city, you
Know how as–– whatever it's called
The winner is a
Six-year-old English setter – not
The setter you know as Foul Colonel
But the setter was shown
By his owner, William T w holt-Richman
"The Dangleberry of Virginia" the setter
Gets a kiss of congratulations
From his owner and wags his
Tail! He wags his tail
Why? He wags his tail because
He is happy! He wags
His tail because he knows he
Is a winner! He is
Not a product of what is expected of a dog
But he is above that! He has risen – he
Has ascended above the clouds! He is looking
Down upon planet earth and
Urinating in the mouths
Of those who thought a canine would never
Walk upon the moon – those
Who doubted the theory
That a cocker spaniel could break through the
Barrier of time and space and time and space
And time! He is best in show best in show
Best in show