Viagra Boys - Punk Rock Loser lyrics

When we met
You thought that I could probably change
I warned you then, that baby
I don't seem insane
But I fucking am
And I'm rocking a little gold chain
That ain't real gold
I told you that it's fucking fake

I spend my money elsewhere
On different things
That come in little plastic bags
And they disappear
The same night, the same night

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain't glamorous
But I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool
I tried to warn you I'm loose!

I tried to warn you that
I'm bad and I'm loose
Looser than a piece of a low hanging fruit
I don't go to parties where
Folks get dressed up
I go to the function just to fuck shit up
I warned you baby that ain't juice in my cup
It's Promethazine and a little Seven Up

I tried to warn you that
I'm bad and I'm loose
Looser than a piece of a low hanging fruit

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain't glamorous
But I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool
I'm loose!
I said I'm loose, baby! Woo!

I'm drenched in sweat when I wake up
Need to hang up my sheets
Pour up a beer and walk out
With no shoes on my feet
And I don't need nobody tell me how to dress
I look in the mirror saying, 'Man
You're the best!'
And I'm sorry, honey, but I gotta confess
Don't give a fuck about you
I could really care less

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain't glamorous
But I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool
I'm really cool, but most of all
I'm loose!