VideoGameRapBattles, UBERocity - Sans vs. Jevil lyrics

Video game rap battles!

PLAYER ONE jEVIL!

PLAYER TWO sANS!

FIGHT!

How 'bout you spare me your judgment 'cause
Now my court is in session
And I just want to play a game
Not get morality lessons
So it's no question when this pest
Is gunnin' Mii on the track
I'll wear your body as a skin and
Then I'll bring it into Smash! (Ha ha ha)

Makes sense you're a skeleton
I don't even know where your brain is at
(Where?) claim your high and mighty
Take me back to your lazy acts (O-o)
You waited for your team (Huh?)
To meet all their defeats (Huh)
To teach your righteous themes?
What a Megalovaniac! (Wack)

I could fall asleep for 100
Years from the boring battle
That you're bringing hеre and beat
You badly all the samе
The diamonds that I spit can spin
The club so it's insane
You want to gamble with your life 'cause
You'll be paying it back in spades!

When you're the weakest in your
Team and that's canon you're bluffing
When you're actin tough just like
You're standin' for justice
And here I thought I was the jester, still
You're crackin' me up
And that's 'cause when I rap
I can do anything
While you stand and do nothin'!

Well you spit one thing, true in fact (Heh)
That when we're rappin', I can do nothin'
Because your game doesn't require
Fighting you to pass (Uh uh uh uh)
So it's no mystery
I'll leave you floored as if
I used a blue attack (yeah)

At least my friends are stayin' by me
You just ramble and annoy them 'till
They break at the seams
So they shove you in the dungeon
And they break all the keys
Now even Malius could not fix
Up your strayed sanity (O-o)

Stop your absurd verse cosplayin', nerd
I could find better rhymes in the
Lines of a word search
Still, you will blurt now we're
Sheep and you're free?
Nobody's played a joker this
Fake deep since Joaquin (Uh uh uh uh uh uh)

Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test
When people spend more time on my
Fight than your main story's quest
So if you're wondering why people look
At you and they jest, well
Ma ma ma aybe it's the way you're dressed!

You don't throw punches, just puns
You're calling that a comeback?
Hope in my heart you weren't
Starting with your hardest attack (Wack)
And who cares who's secret? We're just
Pieces in a game so answer
Do you think that you're an ace? If yes
You're more clueless than Lancer!

Sans, you know you're doomed to
Suffer such a horrible time!
Where you get beaten on repeat
Like it's the carousel ride!
Try to make me devil's knife
You'll be reset back on the mic
Because the viewers of these fights
Will never be pacified

This fights full of surprises
It's a shame that nobody's find it
If you had a prison guard
You would lose to Papyrus
All this chaos is for nothing 'cause, man
We know
People only know your game because my cameo
(Sans)

A man who's dressed so fab and
Likes to blab about his gossip?
No need to hide
I think it's time you stepped
Out of that closet (Uh uh uh uh)
Sucks that you had flopped to
Be a coll cryptic villain
Who turned out less of a gaster
And more of a Tem Village

GAME OVER! Chose your character!

Video game rap battles!