Violent J - Thug Whilin’ lyrics

Me and my scarecrow homie
Headed down the trail
A wicked clown and pal
Somebody bound to fail
They tried to ho us and throw us a curve
Man I don't know
It's more curves in this road than
Up in Anna Nicole's fat ass
Walkin down the road, we played kick the can
And we thuggin', juggalug
Buggin' on bammer weed
God damn it strange planet, can't stand it
Tryin to find the wizard in this candyland
It's lunatic stompin' in my Air Force Ones
But they scuffed on
Hit up with the blue and green mud
At least you got something on em'
Try using hay i'm losing my shit
I'm getting shorter along the way
Shit put on one of mine, you can hop that ass
Nobody fucking move I want
Your money and cash
Don't even fuckin' turn around
Don't look back smiling
Damn it, even in Oz they thug whilin'

You ain't safe, ain't no one safe
You've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Even in your sleep and in your nightmares
(Nightmares)
You ain't safe, ain't no one safe
You've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Killers on the creep is what your life is
(Life is)

I'm made out of metal and aluminum foil
They call me Tin Tizzy
I drink 40s of motor oil
Which one a y'all holdin' (Me) You got weed
And all the folks around here
Smoke stems and seeds
And I need a little bit of that shit you got
Keep lookin forward or one a
Y'all are gettin shot
This is my part of the brick road
I'm painted chrome
If ya step in my zone then
Your shit is gettin stole you say

We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Even in your sleep and in our nightmares
(Nightmares)
We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Killers on the creep is what our life is
(Life is)

Yo, scarecrow whaddupdoe? This is bullshit
I ain't even seen his ass
He better pull quick
'Cause I ain't got shit out here as it is
So leave us the fuck alone and go rob the wiz
Yeah, he gots a Mercedes
Stretch Hummer navi-bus
All we've got is this bammer
And you fuckin' with us
I turned around what the fuck? You
Ain't even got a gun
I know, you think maybe the wizard got one?
Man, I can't even believe this shit, crow
A tin man at that with no strap i know!
What you know about heavy metal fool
A big gun i was just warming up for when
I really do get one
Take me with you to the wizard of all
So I can get mine too
I'm tryin to ride with y'all
What you think, scarecrow? We got
The same paint on, so that's cool
But we all should remember the rule

We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
(Nobody's safe no more)
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Even in our sleep
('Cause every day they be thug whilin')
And in our nightmares
We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
(Nobody's safe no more)
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Killers on the creep
('Cause every day they be thug whilin')
Is what our life is
We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
(Nobody's safe no more)
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Even in our sleep
('Cause every day they be thug whilin')
And in our nightmares
We ain't safe, ain't no one safe
(Nobody's safe no more)
We've fallen victim to thug whilin'
Killers on the creep
('Cause every day they be thug whilin')
Is what our life is nobody's safe no more
"Oh shit"
"Man, I don't even know about this"
'Cause every day they be thug whilin'