Virtual Bird - JK lyrics

Yes, I know, I think I am a
Joke, I know I am a joke
I am a joke somewhere
But, I don’t really care, well
Maybe I do care
But, if they know that I care they
Will tell more jokes about me

Yes, I know, I’m easily provoked
I try to play it placid but
I just can’t take a joke
I guess that’s the part that's funny
I guess I’m
A real dummy, as I cannot hide my upset
I run crying home to mummy
"Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel?
Why do they all laugh at me
When I go to school?
And when I get a job? And
When I leave homе? And
When I start a family? And
Even whеn I’m dead?"
Mummy said "poor sweetie what do they say?
After they make a joke do they say JK?"
I said "no" she said "oh! That’s really bad
I always say JK after having a laugh"
"Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?"
She said "first thing tomorrow we
Take you out of school
You don’t have to get a job to
Start a family would be cruel
It is such a pain to have
To be related to you"
And then I waited and I waited
And I waited all day
But mummy never went on to say JK

Yes, I know, I think I am a
Joke, I know I am a joke
I am a joke somewhere
But, I don’t really care, well
Maybe I do care
But, if they know that I care they
Will tell more jokes about me
They will tell more jokes about me
They will tell more jokes about me
They will tell more jokes about me
They will tell more jokes about me