Wake Up Show, Eyedea, Slug - Eyedea & Slug Wake Up Show Freestyle lyrics

- yeah, yeah, okay I'm feeling this
- yeah, you feeling this?
- Eyedea you ready to do this man?
- You guys set it off though?
- Anytime an MC step with a
Mic you gotta catch wreck
Feel the wrath for Sway & King Tech
I just set it off right there

Yeah that was it rappers on the microphone
They don't know how to spit
Cause when they hear this kid Eyedea
They know he's the ish
Because I wipe them up like tissue
And if I diss you don't make an issue
I squish fools
Who're thinking that their rhyme is tight
But, it's so pitiful
I rip a fool and he ain't even trying to step
Cause every time I grab the mic
I get respect, cash my check and break a neck
Of an MC that's thinking that he is dope
I'm the reason that his girlfriend
And family's like "Nope, you ain't dope
You ain't even close"
I leave MC's roasted, never boasted
Don't approach this, it's so ferocious
You'll get boasted like the ease
MC's know that the E to the Y to the E
To the DEA flows with the breeze
No MC in the world is even steppin'
I'm reppin', it's all aggression on this mic
It's like progression
Everytime I'm stepping in the session
MC's I'm wrecking
Thinking that they're testin' on the mic
It's no tight detection
His mic come wrecked until
He's straight just demolished
Smarter than your favorite professor
Inside of college
MC's might demolish their own
Type of confidence
I'mma grab the microphone and make
'em sit on the bench
Wishin' they could play the sport
This is my court
Rappers get smoked like a Newport
That gets no support from a kid like the
E to the Y to the E
I spell it mad intelligent
MC's is just irrelevant
Fatter than an elephant wearing spandex
Take you and your man next
This land flex, this man wrecks
Any microphone that's up in my face
MC's don't know
We're kickin' it with Sway & Tech
At the Wake Up Show i freestyle
Everytime I kick it it's sensational
I'mma break until this microphone and
This radio station's broke
Oh! MC's don't smoke
Provoke your own style because
You're just a joke
MC's is just comedians flowing the
Wrong side of the median
I'll be beating 'em, feeding 'em
MC's they proceeding
When it's time for me to feed their minds
Beat their rhymes
Until they got a bleeding spine
Eyedea's divine
He's the dopest rapper in the world
Go and ask your god
And your favorite religion
When I blaze the issue's trippin' like
"How is he doing it off the top?"
MC's don't know I'm rock
Everytime I get my props
I used to carry nothing in my socks
Cause, I've been broke until last year
That's when I stopped touring with Atmosphere
Because he wasn't paying me enough
Now it's E&A time i'mma break rhymes
MC's know I just play minds
Erase rhymes that you wrote down
I'll leave your quote quote clowned
You're a joke clown
Oh, now! I'm the reason the system broke down
My position is flippin' on the
Mic and I smoke clowns
Every single town I'm in
It's outstanding men
Surrounding them till they collapse
Killin' their raps, they feelin' the facts
I'm clowning men who think they're
Down to pound the town
It's like: "Oh my god, can I get down?"
But the problem is them rappers can't
Step because they're not close
I'm the reason that I'm about to
Grab them from coast to coast
West Coast, East Coast
This is my favorite place to be, straight up
My favorite rappers come from the West Coast
Because they all got style and
They got mad rythm
I give 'em a new organism
I'm flippin' and spittin' and rippin'
These cats that's in the session
When they raps they not got enough aggression
MC's know who I be testin'
I'm sittin' here stealing the show
Feelin' the flow
Killin' it, drillin' for real
Just be making my dough
I'm all about the money
First about the rhyme skills
My- my name's Eyedea, E&A and I'm real

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Can I cut you off just for a little minute?
Hello, my name is Sluggo
I paid a little visit
Wait a sec, I'm down here in Sway & Tech show
If you woulda told me that back in
The day I'd been like "hell no"
But here I am, all the way from Minneapolis
I'm not an catalyst, I'm just an analyst
Listening to all the records as
They come out every week
And I like it, I see it, yo I try to freak
I try to freak that speak as well
Yo I'm like a Speak And Spell
Push the buttons and all of a
Sudden I come through rushing
No, not Russian, more like American
Tearing it up every chance I can
Cause all I wanna do is
Dance circles around your mind
And let the rhymes climb up the spine
And come out of my mouth just fine
(Video cut) because I rock
And I'm not hot, I'm kinda cold
From Minnesota you know

It's how I rock when I kick fat raps
I flip cats like flapjacks at
A place called IHOP
These rappers wanna ride on my jock
Their raps is cold but I rhyme hot
They don't know how to hit
'em in the blind spot
I got some rhythm and they
Know their mind rots

B-b-b-b-but wait a minute
I heard what you said a minute ago
(What'd I say?) no way!
When you was touring with me
You was way overpaid (yeah, let it out)
Gave you too much loot for what you did
But still you helped me
Distribute the records
All across the land so shoot!

Ayo it's all kid- it's all
Good man, you know, you know me
I got paid more than you
And I was your roadie
It's all great because I bought me
A big studio with pro tools
And now I'm 'bout to blaze a
Freestyle and straight smoke fools

Yeah, yeah yeah I know you
And I know the school you come from
And all we wanna do is give
The lyrics on the drum drums
And not be just another dumb dumb
Comin' through the hum rushed type of stuff
That leaves them all crushed!
But here we go
Push the levels up a little bit
I'mma do my flow
Then go aside and have a cigarette
Cause me, I'm just an addict
But still I'm cool, comin' from the Atmos
Rhymin' is just like practice

But see I'm a mic addict
I can't let it go cause
My style is so impeccable
MC's can't see me with spectacles
They digestable riding on their testicles
Eyedea flex the flows
The best is professional and that is me
I got a fat strategy to
Shatter these wack MC's
I rock the microphone in so many ways
MC's are gay but that's
Not mean they're homosexual
No one could test the flow oh

Of course!
Coming through wit' a lot of force (Force)
Giving 'em everything they gotta
Do to make sure
That they feel it and it's pure
If they stand strong they might be dure
As we give 'em everything, it's like a war!

You might see me on tour but
I'm not making enough paper
But, if you come up to me after the show
I'll be like "yo, I'll see you later"
Cause, I ain't trying to have you
Around not being an innovator
I generate a rhyme
Penetrate your mind and innovate

Yo son, son, son
On the real, I ain't giving you no paper
I'll give you a bus pass
I'll give you a razor so
You can shave that moustache
I'll give you everything you need to get
Where the hell you gotta go
Go ahead and kick your little flow yo

I know that the fact is my moustache is dirty
(But) I'm twenty but with this
Chicks think that I'm thirty
So they're like "man I like you
You wanna just dance?"
But MC's don't know they never could advance
I'm like an avalanche
Their battle plans are shaking

You look like werewolf
But, it's all good we're taking care of
Everything we gotta take care of
Making sure they feel what we got
To give 'em that feeling and make
Them all touch the ceiling

It's that feeling
That feeling inside of their minds
That feeling that makes them want to go after
The radio show and write a new rhyme
Writing some rhymes tight
I'm divine, shinin'
MC's don't know how to be rhymin'
Breakin' hymen
I'm the one who's always coming
Through and running crews
Out of their own city
Their flow can't get with me
Who is on the microphone
They just be kicking it shifty news
I be rippin' crews because my
Style is not pitiful

So tell 'em
You heard them kids Eyedea & Slug
And tell 'em also we got a
Heck of whole lot of love
And we will give it all out
To anybody that wants some
Cause all we wanna do is
Give 'em what they need come, come, come
We can all reach the top or reach the heaven
Or wherever the heck you tryna go
Me I'm Seven and I'm running with the flow
And I'll give you what you know
And if you didn't know you
Better act like you should, could
Maybe I could climb inside your neighborhood
And we can all have some fun
And if not wish we would
I wish you were here with Atmosphere
I wish you were tall with tattoos
And had a sixpack of beer
And wait it's a little early
(Eyedea - it's only noon dog)
Yo shoutout to my man Birdy
Noon? it's after one, man
We'll have a lot of fun
I think we need to go down to the show
It might be time to run

- Yo we got something popping
At the knitting factory today?
- yeah the knitting factory
- What's playing there tonight? Today, today!
- Hum, Eyedea & Abilities?
- yeah I like them kids, E&A, E&A
- And Pigeon John, Pigeon John's coming out
- Pigeon John? I like that kid too
- But them other kids, Atmosphere
- yeah Atmosphere
- Slug, MrDibbs, Crescent Moon
- I like them kids
- yeah I think It's gonna be a lot of fun