Watkins Family Hour, John C. Reilly, Gaby Moreno, Davíd Garza - Keep It Clean lyrics

Well I went to the river couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa
'Cause I thought he was a horse, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Up she jumped down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Your sister was a teddy
Your daddy was a bear
Put the muzzle on your mama
'Cause she had bad hair, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

If you want to hear your elephant laugh
Take him down to the river
Wash his yas yas yas, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

If you want to go to Heaven when you d-i-e
You got to put on your collar
And your t-i-e, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Well if you want to get the rabbit
Out the l-o-g you've got to put on the stump
Like a d-o-g, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Well run here, doctor run here fast
See what's the matter with his
Yas yas yas, now

Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, for to keep it clean

Soap and water, for to keep it clean