Wax - A.O. lyrics

Yo what's up man this is Jed
I own Jed's Irish Pub across
The street from your house you know
The one you walk by
Every day on the sidewalk? Anyway
I'm just gonna put up this folding
Chalkboard sign every single day for
You to look at casually
With all our drink specials listed
And how cheap and delicious it is and you're
Gonna know how easy
It would be for you to simply take a
Couple steps and walk in like everybody else

I'm tryna stop drinking and I fucking hate it
The feeling that I get from it is underrated
I just wanna get so faded I become sedated
I'm tryna quit drinking and I fucking hate it

Fuck alcoholics anonymous
I'm gonna start a group
Called alcoholics obvious
With a good time alcohol is synonymous
I'm 'bout to break the fuck
Out of all my promises
I don't wanna drink anymore but I fuckin' do
If you know my music then you
Know that it's nothing new
I'm drinking carbonated water like
It's a substitute but, I need 80 right now
This is nothing proof want the truth?
I hate clarity in all sincerity I'd rather
Temporarily be acting merrily
And laugh hysterically until you have
To carry me and
Throw me in back of a Grand Cherokee
I need some damn therapy but um
AA is not what I be needing
The lackluster greeting by sadly
Fucking repeating my name 30 years sober
You still at the meeting it's lame
I'd rather drink than that
Call me an aristocrat

I'm tryna stop drinking and I fucking hate it
The feeling that I get from it is underrated
I just wanna get so faded I become sedated
I'm tryna quit drinking and I fucking hate it

I just don't wanna give it up
I know that drinking every day
Is fucking my liver up
I know it ain't my first love
I know that the music is
I know I would've had more
Success in the music biz
If I would've stuck to writing
Lyrics instead of whiskey
But there's a whole battalion of
Demons embedded in me
And I never challenged 'em I
Always just fed 'em quickly
I guess I'm diseased
I wish all of the stress would just ease
I was a dreamer but the
Demons have undermined my quest
I used to watch myself and
Discover I was the best
But every smart brain has a
Dumber side I guess
Fill myself with depressants then
Wonder why I'm depressed
Fans tell me my art saves
Helps many people crawl out
Of some dark caves
But, I wanna stay in mine I
Like where the darkness is
I'm going to the liquor store
To visit my pharmacist i'm giving up

I'm tryna stop drinking and I fucking hate it
The feeling that I get from it is underrated
I just wanna get so faded I become sedated
I'm tryna quit drinking and I fucking hate it