Wax - Wet Brain lyrics

I'd love to see my Paypal flourish
But, I can't think of schemes
When my brain's malnourished
Floating 'round my cranium like a pickled egg
Hitting the sides, drastic shifting of tides
I can't think of it son
It's like the answer's always on
The tip of my tongue
It's like all that I learned
I definitely never knew
What I have is affectionately referred to as

Wet brain, yeah i got that wet brain
Wet brain i got that wet brain
That soaking wet brain that wet brain
I got that

The morning brings a sense of possibility
If you can see the mirror
And avoid any hostility
I don't keep no Windex near
And my eyes are like a truck
Windshield when the insects smear
The wearing of flip-flops in
Normal situations will
Help your self-esteem by
Lowering your expectations
I might as well rock a hospital robe
The optic nerve is connected
To the occipital lobe
And when it reconnects I'll
Get my eyesight back
I'm blind for now but I'm
Still wise like that, kinda
I'm considering going out
Or just sitting and zoning out
Watching TV with the TV off
You know the channel with the 3D moths
I got just enough money
To be completely irresponsible
In a couple months though
I'll have some trouble

Wet brain, yeah i got that wet brain
Wet brain i got that wet brain
That soaking wet brain that wet brain
I got that

When it's over print it over my coffin
Overall he was raw with the overindulgence
Hold your applause it's not like
He was overly awesome
Wasn't sober too often
Always smoking and coughing
Still known to pose a threat
Like a Doberman walking
You'd notice a pause when over
Your shoulder you saw him
Lots of people paid to see
Shows of him talking now he's in his grave
Appropriately exhausted
He was supposed to be a boss
The next big thing the new catchphrase
The next bling bling
But that cash register had
Never went ching ching
Enough about him, I heard my text thing ring
There's matters to tend to more
Important than this carcass
Like which can canned tuna's better
Bumblebee or Starkist?
Life is cold we need parkas for the heartless
The world keeps spinning regardless wet