Wax - Been Rappin' lyrics

Ready?

Humble cat taking out trees like a lumberjack
Make you stumble back to wherever
The fuck you come from at
When it come to rap
I been doing that repeatedly
Since you was in measly
Fetus position fetally
Since the first dream Jiro had about sushi
It's not a thing that I brag about loosely
Mop the floor using any rapper out you see
Fuckin' with me makes you get
Nervous and sweat profusely
Forget your words to your
Songs at your performance
It wouldn't have mattered anyway
Them songs are all garbage
I'm the type of artist that
To imitate's the hardest 'Cause even when I
Forget the lyrics and just kinda
Make up stuff as I go and
Not pay attention to timing
Or melody or rhythm
Or really anything at all for that matter
It's marvelous regardless
You an artificial flavor, I'm a natural juice
You a farce, a fabrication
I'm the actual truth
I am nothing that you have to deduce
Me lookin' at you is proof
I'm just a rappin' ass factual dude
I'm sayin'

I been rappin', B-E-E-N r-A-P-P-IN
I been rappin', B-E-E-N r-A-P-P-IN

Freak of nature is the nomenclature
Known to motivate your whole squad to
Go get paper like a stapler
Slow and steady like the movement
Of a frozen glacier
Barbarian of Conan's stature
Using all the poems of Shakespeare
Evaluate your work, but yo
There's nothing great here
The fakes fear me like a rodent
When a fucking snake's near
Psychin' unworthy opponents out
They've already thrown the towel in
Before the opening round
Low brow, lowest of brow, opening Lowenbraus
At the open house knowing I'm too
Broke to buy the house
At the local Golden Corral
By the soda fountain
Holding it down, if you see me
Throw me a pound
I'm a saloon story heavyweight, a folk hero
Original, classic in a room
Full of Coke Zero's
Mastering this poetry like David Shapiro
And I'm only scratching the surface
Like I'm playing a güiro, i guess I

Been rappin', B-E-E-N r-A-P-P-IN
I been rappin', B-E-E-N r-A-P-P-IN
I been rap-a pa pa pa pa-pin'
I been rap-a pa pa pa pa-pin'

Rappers can't fuck with me
Even when they try to
They do that shit reluctantly
Fuck the fuckery
My crew's completely sucker-free
The oldest heroic poets ain't fuckin'
With my couplets B you don't want a war
I'm royal like a Tenenbaum
Please take your peace advice from
That John Lennon song
Sing my lyrics at my funeral
When I'm dead and gone
Jump up out the coffin
Smack the pastor if he said 'em wrong
Game on, I remain calm and collected
Small check offers will all get rejected
I live long and prosper like
Vulcans on Star Trek did
Onlookers gawking are awkwardly affected
Too raw when my thoughts are connected
I spill my fucking guts like
When a frog is dissected
I leave it on the table
When I'm offering perspective
Songs I've perfected are often selected
By kids on that 'cid
Taking transcendental trips
In transitional phases, coming to grips
Many standout pivotal phrases from my lips
But, I still switch to
Some bullshit real quick
I'll attack your family personally
Ad hominem all of 'em, your brother
Your sister, your dad, mom and them
I'm the type to think of shit
That no one's ever thought of
Bring up topics that somebody
Probably never brought up, yo
As far as rappin', I am very advanced
So of you defeating me, nary a chance
My skill set is like the roots
That are buried of plants
You don't see the foundation I
Don't carry in my hands
The years I spent draftin'
Decades long, song after song craftin'
My face they all laughed in
It ain't overnight, it's long lastin'
Requires dedication, patience and raw passion
So tell Gladwell that ten thou' did help
That my past self, twenty thou' on the shelf
Degrees of black belt received
Have been a lot
Referees to everyone in earshot
They like, "Ladies and gentlemen
We have a new champion"
I am a testament to having
Your work properly done

I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin'
I been rappin'
I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin'
I been rappin'
I been rappin, I been rappin, I been rappin'
I been rappin' a long time is all I'm sayin'