Wax - Chunky lyrics

Ramblin' man
Pocket aces in the gamblin' hand
Putting words together hand in
Hand like an ampersand
The repetition of the talent makes
The man a man use as evidence the guy who
Painted all them Campbell's cans
Makes you memorize instinctively it's
Random fam like (whoa Black Betty)
And you say i stay hungry like the wolf
In that Duran Duran song
And dance along like I got Hammer pants on
If you haven't noticed I'm the coldest
Smoke freely as if Calvin
Broadus was the POTUS
Shut your club down a la Jon Lovitz
And make the boards turn up
A la pop shuv it's
Event sponsor should be toy machine
The boy is mean
Destroy your dream and turn your
Team into soylent green
I'll give you something to talk about
Sulk about
Go to a short pier and take a long walk about
You ain't heard shit like my sound yet
In fact it's more rare than
A dry towelette with the
Numbing effect of a cortisone shot
And that feeling of freedom that
Made the cordless phone hot
Never par for the course more like a seminar
A clever bar tour de force
Heavier rotation than the pedals at
The Tour de France
Type of merry charmer that rarely
Garners a poor response
I'm like a dairy farmer when
It comes to cheese collection
And I'm like Gary Carter when
It comes to beat selection
Catch heaters or hit the upper deck bleachers
My offense and defense are my best features
Never fear, I'm here with the Everclear
Let's all together cheer in the
Better spirit of yesteryear
I rap like your drunk uncle behaves
And say fuck it I'm going
In like spelunkers to caves
Abstract in the fashion of Jackson Pollock
Unexact like the amount of cream in a dollop
I can tell I spit the type
Of rap that irks you
Makes you uncomfortable like a
Catholic church pew
I should ball and have Carnegie Hall clogged
Like cholesterol on ya artery wall
But, I half heartedly stall cats get lazy
Other times cats get bat shit crazy
And I haven't felt this good
Since my last bender
When I was singing happily like
A rapping Glee cast member
If you know who Kenny Powers is you know
That fundamentals are the crutches
Of the talentless
Dingbats ain't gettin' nothing out of this
I can't even imagine how
Difficult your challenge is
You tryna catch breaks like cameras in jails
But can't do it due to amateur fails
And it'll only take one bar to bury 'em
Two bars are the beginning of barbarian
Three bars in Vegas and I'm winnin' it all
Four bars of heavy drinkin's
A legitimate crawl five bars, psych
Let's just say this fam
I've created more bars than
The makers of alprazolam it's mind boggling
Bitter pill you're swallowing
You and your following are
Taking L's like Chicagoans
Don't cross me hoping that the memory passes
I remember peoples' asses like
A Tempurpedic mattress
Any further questions gettin' blown off
I'll be in my backyard drinking
With my phone off