Wax - Dear Wax lyrics

Dear Wax my name is David
I really like the way you rap and stuff
You've inspired me to start rapping
My new name is MC David
Anyway, I've been having a lot of trouble
With this bully named Lisa at school
She's a fat beotch,  dawg
Every time I go to the bus stop
She pushes me down and sit's on me
Until I give her my fruit snacks
I told my dad about the problem
He said that only sissies get
Beat up by girls he's such a dork
One day I was watching your rap
Videos and eating hella candy
I got all pumped up
That day at the bus stop when
Lisa tried to step to me
I said, "Bitch, you look like a hog
You smell like a dog and
You look like a frog"
You should've seen it, homie
Her face got red with the quickness
And everybody at the bus stop
Cheered for me and laugh that day
She really beat me up bad but it
Was worth it to see the
Look on her face after getting a
Taste of my true hip hop
Anyway, thank you for everything
If you're free June 11th
I really want you to rap at my birthday party
Peace, dawg mC David