Wax - Haagen Dazs Scrilla lyrics

Yeah, ain't no stopping Godzilla
Me and EOM, we gettin' Haagen Dazs Scrilla
Getting paid for the cold bars we disperse
Any charges that we incur are reimbursed
I'ma need a receipt for the
Weed and the Tecates money front and center
That's the chi of the cheapskates
Not what I need for the glitter and jewels
It's for the pizza delivering fools
Like I told you deliver pizza
Nah, Wax did that
So hopefully I can pass some back to y'all
Thirty percent for the god-given job skill
Additional ten if the hot wings are hot still
Yeah, I ain't trippin'
Fuck you and your fat mom
If you ain't tippin'
I'm way freaking better than your man at rap
Your girl's way freaking wetter than
A damn wet nap, uh

We're not chilling 'til we
Getting top billing
Been spitting nicely since Ice
T was cop killing haagen Dazs Scrilla
Turn a penny to a quadrillion god willing
We're gonna support all of
Our children's children
Intense Imagination in the building filming
Changing history like if the Indians
Would've just killed them pilgrims
Get your own land
We were unaware you could own land
Man, the ego is inflated by
The size of the wallet
Rich people always say it ain't
Tricking if you got it
But when it's all gone
They be looking back at it
Like damn, it was tricking when I had it
Drinking is a habit
Got me thinking I'm an addict
But the drinking and the thinking got
Me spitting cinematic spectacular rap
You get slapped with a spatula back
Then I go back to cooking my eggs
My homegirl Jen just became an amputee
I feel fortunate when I look at my legs
I say what's the deal pickle don't be fickle
All's kosher if y'all want beef
Better get with y'all's grocer
'Cause, I ain't got time to argue
Any spare minutes are used to
Climb up Mount Barstool
So don't goddamn bother me
When I ain't working I'm
Relaxing quite goddamn properly
When I finally get a mil' I'ma chill
On my newly bought Amazon riverfront property
Tell my girl I'm gonna hold all my calls
So we can hang together like
My scrotum and balls
I don't know what we're gonna do
But I know it involves
A lot of different positions
And piranha fishing expeditions
And a lot of freaking extra distance
Between my eardrums and the cacophony
Of stress and bitchin'
This rap shit is paying for us
And we be making it rain in the rainforest