Wax, Awkwafina - Love Will Make You Do Dumb Shit lyrics

Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or
You're a chick, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you
Do the opposite, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit

To be honest I'm on shit
Hiding in this closet
Love I am losing, a bitch really lost it
How did I get here? Soon I'll be a convict
I'm on IG and I'm stalking his mom's pics
I'm in a tree with police grade binoculars
Program his virtual dick on my oculus
Started last April everything was gravy
Got a turkey baster tryna have his babies
But come Thanksgiving
His fam thinks I'm crazy
They weren't sure about me like
I was Steve Avery
Might be a murderer, might be a saint
But when it come to love I
Go hard in the paint

Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or
You're a chick, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you
Do the opposite, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit

I spent all my rent money on
Some flowers and some jewelry
Maxed out my credit cards on movies and sushi
I thought that I was being great
Something she'd appreciate
And after that much needed date she
Was like "I need some space"
I was numb and it shocked
Tried to text her to get her
Back but my number was blocked
Now I'm pacing in my kitchen
Her face is what I'm missing
Why oh why am I infatuated with this bitch?
I'm frickin' clickin' through her Facebook
Stalking like an idiot
She already got a new boyfriend
She kicks it with click every picture
That they ever tooken
Jealous 'cause he's richer than
Me and better looking
Now all of her posts be some cute love quotes
He got a boat, I be like "fuck boats"
I hope the boat sinks and
I hope you both drown
Love will turn a smart man into a clown

Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or
You're a chick, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you
Do the opposite, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love will make you do dumb shit

The moral of the story is
Bitches ain't shit dudes ain't
Shit either it don't matter how old you are
It don't matter how
Experienced you are - you fall in
Love you probably gon' act
Jealous and crazy so my advice
- 3 months tops man
You can't let a relationship go longer than
Like 3 months man as if 4
Months is too much 5 months is way
Too much cut that shit off

You make me feel so young