Wax - The Adventures of Larry and Tina lyrics
[Wax - The Adventures of Larry and Tina lyrics]
He should have seen she was really naive
Shit she was still only nineteen
And he was many years older
But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans
And he looked at her like ''that's my queen''
Cus he thought that he could mold her
But, it's over
Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude
Who was getting over divorce
And the custody feud
And he'd been single now
'bout a year and a half
He liked to hit the strip club
For a beer and a laugh
And one particular girl
In his mind was a standout
Knew exactly when she worked
Had his schedule planned out
And he would hand out money and advice
To her often, she liked him
Smiled when he dropped in
And he was real witty and
Her laughter was genuine
She was real pretty with
That passionate feminine touch
That he had missed so much
Since his wife left so soft
With her clothes off she was priceless
Hypnotised when she moved to the
Rhythm he's soon suggested
Just did that she move in with him
She accepted, and within the next week
Larry was in love with the young ass freak
He should've seen
Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell
That could never seem to get
Along with her mom well
Moved out at seventeen
To put the bickering behind her
Lied 'bout her age starting
Stripping as a minor and she was lonely and
Needed a better pattern
Larry was like the better dad
That she never had
And for once in her life she
Was stable, no rent, free utilities
Even cable
And Larry was in love, it was evident
But she only saw him as a friend
To whom she gave pussy to instead of rent
And she was quite wild
White piles in her nose all night life style
He didn't mind if she partied alot
Because he didn't know just
How retarded she got
He thought that she was the
Type of chick you'd trust
He didn't know she was real promiscuous
He should've seen
The strip club closes and
Tina's on the freeway
In a car with the club bouncer and DJ
They checked in to the Holiday Inn
They had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin
And Tina got drunk started
Showing them tit's
And by the end of the night
She left both of them hit
And although they weren't
Technically raping her
It probably wouldn't have been consensual if
She knew they were taping her
And Larry was at home all
Alone the next night
Looking at his favorite pornographic website
Shocker that it was a fetish site
That had to do with teens
He clicked on the screen where
It had the newest scenes
What he saw next hit him in the jugular
Tina was the star of a
Film called ''young cum guzzler''
He should have never thought that he could
Mold her, now he's heartbroken again
Getting older
Shit she was still only nineteen
And he was many years older
But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans
And he looked at her like ''that's my queen''
Cus he thought that he could mold her
But, it's over
Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude
Who was getting over divorce
And the custody feud
And he'd been single now
'bout a year and a half
He liked to hit the strip club
For a beer and a laugh
And one particular girl
In his mind was a standout
Knew exactly when she worked
Had his schedule planned out
And he would hand out money and advice
To her often, she liked him
Smiled when he dropped in
And he was real witty and
Her laughter was genuine
She was real pretty with
That passionate feminine touch
That he had missed so much
Since his wife left so soft
With her clothes off she was priceless
Hypnotised when she moved to the
Rhythm he's soon suggested
Just did that she move in with him
She accepted, and within the next week
Larry was in love with the young ass freak
He should've seen
Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell
That could never seem to get
Along with her mom well
Moved out at seventeen
To put the bickering behind her
Lied 'bout her age starting
Stripping as a minor and she was lonely and
Needed a better pattern
Larry was like the better dad
That she never had
And for once in her life she
Was stable, no rent, free utilities
Even cable
And Larry was in love, it was evident
But she only saw him as a friend
To whom she gave pussy to instead of rent
And she was quite wild
White piles in her nose all night life style
He didn't mind if she partied alot
Because he didn't know just
How retarded she got
He thought that she was the
Type of chick you'd trust
He didn't know she was real promiscuous
He should've seen
The strip club closes and
Tina's on the freeway
In a car with the club bouncer and DJ
They checked in to the Holiday Inn
They had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin
And Tina got drunk started
Showing them tit's
And by the end of the night
She left both of them hit
And although they weren't
Technically raping her
It probably wouldn't have been consensual if
She knew they were taping her
And Larry was at home all
Alone the next night
Looking at his favorite pornographic website
Shocker that it was a fetish site
That had to do with teens
He clicked on the screen where
It had the newest scenes
What he saw next hit him in the jugular
Tina was the star of a
Film called ''young cum guzzler''
He should have never thought that he could
Mold her, now he's heartbroken again
Getting older