Wax - Wax Spazzes Out in the Lab lyrics

Fresher than the water that's
In Lake Champlain
Y'all are just a sham and plain
And it's a damn shame
Wax and Herbal T, that's my
Fam name, band name
Brand name and name for which I campaign
The bread on my sandwich told
Me I'm the nicest
Said I'm even better than the
Dude who first sliced us
They should put me on the
Short list of tightness
One line item up from shorts of a cyclist
I'm a gift from the Lord, I'm so unmatched
My umbilical cord, it had a bow attached
Considering the high quality of
My newest batch
I should've been born in a manger
Under a roof or thatch
Wiser than the three wise
Men's wisdom combined
I'm the star that they followed
I'm Christmas defined
If you done looked up at the stars
At the moment of my birth
You'd've said, "Damn
All them shit's is aligned"
I gave my life to the funk with grace
I'm just tryna put a smile
On yo' fuckin' face
Fly, with me and Herbs, up in space
I will smack Elon Musk in the
Face with a glove and say
Wanna race and shatter rappers' worlds
Like they was a vase
Where your ego once was there is
Now dust in it's place
Let's cut to the chase
You're a fucking disgrace
You hypothetical person I redundantly debase
Yo my words come from a
Higher power that's unseen
Half the time I couldn't even
Tell you what they mean
It's poetry from the deepest part
Of the ocean floor
Older than the oldest folktales spoken
And told as lore my flow welcomes you
It's policy is open door
Style made you think that open door
Led to a clothing store
The type of store you'd
Franchise and open more
The horse I sit upon is higher than
That one from the Trojan war
Wrote more rhymes than
You'd motherfuckin' think
My notepad app on my phone ran out of ink
I should put down the pen and just
Pick up a Schlitz and drink
And 'til just now I rhymed with everything
But the kitchen sink
So stupendous, flow too endless
My go-to sentence is "Yo, dude
I'm tremendous" too ill wit' it
Flow so nuts they makin' new milks wit' it
Grew Silk has distributed, yo
My shit bumps like the ones called goose
That you get on your arms and
Neck when I get loose
The brown recluse is my spirit
Spider as a lyric writer
You're a deer in sight of
Headlights getting nearer and brighter
I catch wreck when the beat is on
Eddie van Halen in the studio
And "Beat It" song
I should sample that song that heat is on
'Cause, I'm hotter than them cast iron
Skillets they serve fajitas on
I'll leave you open to ideas that are new
A colorblind poet said I
Changed his world view, he said
"Roses are red, violets are blue
I can see it so clearly thanks
To you and all you do"
I thought you knew I was
The illest, if you didn't, let me tutor you
Take you on a journey real
Quick like Bird scooters do provide tutelage
Helping you maneuver through a
World in which confusion
And delusion can be through the roof
Call me Subaru, I created a legacy
What hasn't been created yet
Metrics that can measure me
I rap royally but represent the peasantry
The essence of my presence
Is emitted effervescently
It's only fitting to be
Formal when addressing me for example
If my name is Greg call me Gregory
Et cetera, et cetera, I been rappin' forever
Bruh bars by the plethora, whatever, uh