Whitmer Thomas - Most Likely lyrics

There should be a room at every party
Where you can just sit and watch a movie
But I talk shit on everything I've ever seen
Cynicism isn't nice
But it's fuckin' funny

You know you're in a rut when
You only think about the past
Romanticize the days when you were
Too broke for a therapist
I wanna be too jaded to be sentimental
Self-referential or existential

People who say no regrets have most
Likely done some fucked up shit
Most likely, most likely

Imposter syndrome's a bitch when you
Move in a new direction
Everyone can dance with
Nobody paying attention
Ain't meant for introspection
I just wanna roll around in dirt
Doc don't make me do no work
Look what you did, you little jerk
Doc don't make me do no work
Look what you did, you little jerk

People who say no regrets have most
Likely done some fucked up shit
Most likely, most likely

I like doing impressions
I forgot the sound of my voice
Every email I've ever sent
Ends with exclamation points
I'm hardcore ashamed, wide-eyed and adoring
Been a full fifteen minutes since
I said I'm sorry

Over-compensate and undervalue
I can only captivate if I annoy you
Over-compensate and undervalue
I can only captivate if I annoy you

People who say no regrets have most
Likely done some fucked up shit
Most likely, most likely
People who say no regrets have most
Likely done some fucked up shit
Most likely, most likely

I got an ocean of shame
The wisdom of a puppy
Dog paddling against the waves
Lookin' happy-go-lucky