Whitmer Thomas - Trevor lyrics

I wanna be funny
I wanna make some money
I wanna be somebody
And I wanna love someone
I wanna make them happy
Pull out all the stops
Get cargo shorts
And flip-flops and settle down
I wanna be a mannequin
Maybe feel like a man again
No tongue to tell long stories
That'll add some mystery
I wanna be a Trevor amongst
A thousand Trevors
Listening to Rogan
Microdosing with my buddies
That'd be the dream

Gotta keep on living shackled
To a comet
I just learned how to park it
There's nowhere I wanna go
But I gotta be punk, gotta do it DIY
If I'm gonna sing sad songs
I gotta really wanna diе
And I wanna have a secret
And whеn everyone learns it
It makes them all forgive me
For being so annoying
I want just to be a Trevor
Amongst a thousand Trevors
Vaping in the basement
And playing PS5

How did this happen?
I used to be a Saturn
I'd aim for ages at the target
Before taking my shot
How did this happen?
I met the welcome wagon
Raked their gifts into my bag
And now I'm unhappy with what I got

And I wanna quit complaining
I wanna be less redundant
I wanna stop singing
The same song in different ways
And I wanna be more poetic
I wanna eat the stars
Just to spit 'em on the street
And stomp their shine out with my feet
I wanna smoke a cigarette
Maybe somebody can bum one
Then I'd get to talk to someone
About some shit someone else just told me
I wanna be a Trevor amongst
A thousand Trevors
Howling in the echo chamber
And watching Fight Club

How did this happen?
And when did I stop laughing?
When I die, I'll surely come back
As an inflatable man
How did this happen?
Was I always so vapid?
Now I search the constellations f
Or a reason to give a damn
How did this happen?

I wanna be a Trevor
Amongst a thousand Trevors
I wanna be a Trevor
I wanna be a Trevor