Whodini - Rap Machine lyrics

Look out, world stand aside, MCs
'Cause I'm a definite threat to society
My name is Ecstasy and I'ma tell you what
For me to get down, you've got to get up
With the pep in my step and Jalil by my side
I've got the ladies yellin' "Ride, Whodini
Ride!"

My work ain't hard, my boss ain't mean
'Cause Ecstasy's kickin' like a rap machine
You know I heard this story
Just the other night
They built a computer that could rock the mic

A computer whose rap was always right
A rapper with built-in disco lights
A MC that could last for years and years
A rapper that all MCs would fear
I finally finished my MC king
Let me introduce you all to the rap machine



I am the rap machine may I rap with you?
No, you can't i am the disco dream
The rhyme machine, the rapping drop that

They have computers that read
Computers that write
And now they're tryin' to make
One to rock the mic
But never ever in your wildest dreams
Could my rap be replaced by a tin machine
Because rap is somethin' that is in the heart
And you know it's there right from the start
Looks good on paper, but picture that
A computer that could duplicate my rap

You know
Some people won't give science a chance
My rap machine would be so advanced
A rapper that had a computer's mind
A MC who didn't steal other rapper's rhymes
A rapper that never ran out of breath
A computer whose rap was always fresh
Now that's what I call a MC king
Nobody can compete with my rap machine

Right about now on the microphone
It's the rap machine and I rock
It on, rock it on, rock it on
'Cause that's what the rap
Machine is all about don't you know that the
Rap machine, rap machine
Rap machine is in the house
I said all the people in the place to be
The place to be the one to see, I will MC
I will your fantasy a, a real MC
A, a real MC
E, E, reprogram, reprogram, reprogram

Let me cast the first stone
In an attempt to tickle your funny bone
'Cause if you want the best
You won't settle for less
Put your money on me, I'm your best bet
'Cause I'm a natural-born rapper
I could rock all night
Hey Ecstasy, stop doggin' the mic
You say your rap is strong
But your words are wrong
Take my advice: just move along

At first you had so much lip
Now please don't think you can mess with this
'Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
I'm a stone-cold New York rap machine
With the bass in your face
The highs in your eyes
Just a little somethin' to keep you
Energized in the place to be
I'm the rap machine, on the M-IC
Because this is what our party's like

When the rap machine is up on the mic
All the young ladies get a big delight
While the fake MCs sit back and bite
'Cause I'm the disco king, electronic whiz
The master of the rock, the human beatbox
The show stopper, the party rocker
The disco dream, the rap machine

All you MCs look what I mean
To the party people in the place to be
Nuclear family repeat after me
Let me hear somebody say
Let me hear you say rap machine
Everybody now (Rap machine) say rap machine
Everybody now (Rap machine)

You know we get on til the break of dawn
The rap machine, he's rockin' on
Say the Hip-Hop, the hibbie
The hibbie hibbie
Hip-Hip-Hop, you don't stop your rockin' baby
Baw, to the baw, the bang a dang baby
The shiggidy bop a bang baby baby
Hip, hop, the hibbie, the hop, the hop
The hop hop diddy bop bop

'Til the rap machine just disco master
I keep it on, keep it keep it on
Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on
A sucker MCs runnin' home
Say onnnnn and onnnnnn
Rap machine, let me hear you say it
Somebody say rap machine
Let me hear you say it somebody say rap
Machine, everybody now rap machine
Let me hear you say rap machine