​brentalfloss - Banjo-Kazooie lyrics

Knock on the screen giggle with glee
Banjo-Kazooie! (a-1, 2, 3, 4)

He's a bear who wears a necklace
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless
Wears a bag and doesn't hide it
Keeps a little bird inside it

Banjo-Kazooie banjo-Kazooie
Here's a witch they call Gruntilda
Strong resemblance to Broom-hilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty
With a plan to steal her beauty

I want to play Banjo-Kazooie

This is Kazooie she can talk with bird words
This yellow backpack's full of her bird turds

Banjo-Kazooie banjo-Banjo-Banjo and Kazooie

This guy is Mumbo
He can make you big or little
From what I hear
He plays xylophone and fiddle
Play that fiddle play that fiddle
I could go for a McGriddle

Here we got a bird with small but smart legs
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs
Both of her holes have eggs coming out
That can't be healthy
Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo
Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie play that fucking fiddle Mumbo
Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie

Fight with a carrot
Kick it with a turtle choir
Banjo's a bear with questionable day attire
Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire!

Banjo-Kazooie ooh-delally
Banjo-Kazooie, what a fucking game ow!