brentalfloss - Corey lyrics
[brentalfloss - Corey lyrics]
Every day I open up my laptop
And log on to ScrewAttack dot com
'Cause there's a special someone I'm
Longing to gaze upon
What a very special person
Who I can't wait to see
At least she's very special to me
Corey baby, what's your story?
You're the only girl on ScrewAttack
And even though Jose's got a nicer rack
I'd do anything for you
I'd even buy a Power Glove
To smash a question box and
Find the power-up of love
The things I feel for
You are self-explanatory oh-whoa oh oh
Corey verse two!
Corey, there is no category
With which to describe the way
You make life fun
You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach
And Lara Croft in one
I'd be honored and obliged if
You'd trade consoles with me
I could plug right into your Xbox and
You could mess around with my Wii
Now I know I'm crass and vulgar
But it's not meant to be derogatory
Oh-whoa oh oh corey
Yeah!
I know I'm not so great at subtlety
When it comes to writing odes
And I'm always gonna have to
Struggle with the fact
That you don't like Battletoads no!
And I know I'm not that smart
I can't even tie my own shoelaces
But, I don't care if you burp
No, baby, I don't care if you fart
And I would eat chicken salad
Right outta your braces
Right outta your braces, yeah!
Corey, let's write our own love story
Show me how to find your hidden castle
Even though I'm bald and kind of an asshole
All the G1's agree
Baby you're a fuckin' prize
And I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day
If you know what I'm sayin' guys
You're a classy, classy chick
I just wish you were a little more whorey
Oh-whoa oh oh
Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa oh oh oh oh
Corey yeah!
And log on to ScrewAttack dot com
'Cause there's a special someone I'm
Longing to gaze upon
What a very special person
Who I can't wait to see
At least she's very special to me
Corey baby, what's your story?
You're the only girl on ScrewAttack
And even though Jose's got a nicer rack
I'd do anything for you
I'd even buy a Power Glove
To smash a question box and
Find the power-up of love
The things I feel for
You are self-explanatory oh-whoa oh oh
Corey verse two!
Corey, there is no category
With which to describe the way
You make life fun
You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach
And Lara Croft in one
I'd be honored and obliged if
You'd trade consoles with me
I could plug right into your Xbox and
You could mess around with my Wii
Now I know I'm crass and vulgar
But it's not meant to be derogatory
Oh-whoa oh oh corey
Yeah!
I know I'm not so great at subtlety
When it comes to writing odes
And I'm always gonna have to
Struggle with the fact
That you don't like Battletoads no!
And I know I'm not that smart
I can't even tie my own shoelaces
But, I don't care if you burp
No, baby, I don't care if you fart
And I would eat chicken salad
Right outta your braces
Right outta your braces, yeah!
Corey, let's write our own love story
Show me how to find your hidden castle
Even though I'm bald and kind of an asshole
All the G1's agree
Baby you're a fuckin' prize
And I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day
If you know what I'm sayin' guys
You're a classy, classy chick
I just wish you were a little more whorey
Oh-whoa oh oh
Oh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa oh oh oh oh
Corey yeah!