​brentalfloss - Donald Trump's Dick lyrics

You plan to ban a whole
Religion from our borders
But please, tell us all about your dick
You wanna reinstate waterboarding and torture
But please, tell us all about your dick

Why wouldn't we put our trust in you?
When clearly every other thing
You said was true i mean, right?

You would tank the economy
And raise gas prices
But please, go on about your dick
You said you want to kill
The innocent families of ISIS
But oh, let's fawn about your dick
Why wouldn't we believe that
You're large and proud?
Especially when you went to the trouble
Of saying it out loud
'Cause that just logically follows key change

The dead founding fathers can't help
But toss and turn
But please, clarify about your dick
You'd nuke Antarctica just to watch it burn
But please, don't deny it's all the dick

And when we look back and wonder why
The world's on fire underneath the black sky
We'll think as we rummage for
Food at the dump
And realize it started with President Trump

But please, tell us all
And don't forget to elaborately
Describe your balls
Yes, please, tell us all about your dick

It's short and it's skinny and
It looks like a stick