​brentalfloss - Link Up with Me Baby lyrics

Oh my god, I don't mean to be rude, but
Lemme put it on the line
I've never met a giant-ass fairy
As fine as you
Let me bless you, caress you, de-stress you
Unless you protest
Lemme confess the quest of things I
Would just do to impress you

I'd fight an overgrown Super Mario Dry Bones
Let a big blue tongue squirt
Goo into my ancient iPhone
I'd peel off layers of the map like an onion
Then I would plunge into a giant robot camel
Which is also somehow a dungeon
Please, please, please, link up with me baby
Take a breath and let's get wild
Lemme see dat five-foot smile
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Say the magic words I know
Like "Mekka-Lekka-Hiney-Ho" oh girl
Let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian
Giant fairy romance
If I climb more towers and
Shower you with flowering plants
Would you give me some powers?
I guess I mean enhance my pants

I magically consumed the souls of
Some old wrinkly prunes
What happened next you might expect:
They gave me the runes
This dude is analogous to
Mario Odyssey's Talkatoo
Look they're both birds givin' hints to nerds
Who wanna complete each clue

Didja know I cook and I bake? I could
Make you a pie or a cake
How about a plate of herb
Sauté with a peppered steak
And dessert, a crepe?
Don't mean to be glib, but
What I wouldn't give
To get into that pink wet hole
In the ground, where you live!

Please, please, please, link up with me baby
Gotta love that fairy belly
Got a body like a Botticelli
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Never felt this way before
But I'm suddenly into vore oh girl
Let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian
Giant fairy romance
If I leave your fountain
Go get a discounted haircut
And learn to climb a mountain, uh
Could I climb up your butt? And ride it
(ride it) ride it (ride it) ride
It like a fishy man ride it
(ride it) ride it (ride it) ride it
Like a seal in the sand
Ride it like a wild horse or, like the wind
Blow me off course
Ride it like a copter leaf
Ride it like a, like a
Like a magic motorcycle that does not
Belong in this game at all

Please, please, please, be my magic lady
You made me a true believer
I got dat FernGully Fever oh girl
Let's take a chance on some tiny Hylian
Giant fairy romance

I love your big heart
Wanna hold your huge hand
If it takes all of me
Let me be your tiny man