brentalfloss - Super Mario Bros: The Musical lyrics
[brentalfloss - Super Mario Bros: The Musical lyrics]
There's an evil force spreading far and wide
'Cross this kingdom of pipes and fungus
We have seen the hell of
Each deadly turtle shell
But a hero resides among us
Not a towering man, not a daunting knight
Still, a smart lionheart is he
Who is this noble demigod? It's a-me
It's a-me
There's a tyrant king with a reptile heart
And he's started a wave of crime now
From his ship high above he abducted my love
For, like
The fourteenth or fifteenth time now
Who will stop this foe? Who
Will save the day?
Win this war, yes, victoriously
I'll give you just one guess, time's up
It's a-me it's a-me
I have hopped through his hordes
So much blood on my shoes
With a murderous battle cry: "hoo hoo!"
I have burnt them alive with
The fire from my hands
Every last one, I vow, shall die!
And I run underneath as the tyrant leaps
And I turn just in time as
He finally reaps his recompense:
Death by lava
And I run down the hall, for I cannot wait
I'm unstoppable now on a charge
Heading straight into the arms of my lover
Thank you, Mario
But our Princess is in another castle oh
There's an anguished man with a forlorn face
For it's cold and the nights are lonely
He looks all around
But his Princess can't be found
It's his fault and it's his fault only
He brought on this war with a cocky grin
Only now does he truly see
He hoisted this upon himself
Who is this Italian handyman elf? It's a-me
'Cross this kingdom of pipes and fungus
We have seen the hell of
Each deadly turtle shell
But a hero resides among us
Not a towering man, not a daunting knight
Still, a smart lionheart is he
Who is this noble demigod? It's a-me
It's a-me
There's a tyrant king with a reptile heart
And he's started a wave of crime now
From his ship high above he abducted my love
For, like
The fourteenth or fifteenth time now
Who will stop this foe? Who
Will save the day?
Win this war, yes, victoriously
I'll give you just one guess, time's up
It's a-me it's a-me
I have hopped through his hordes
So much blood on my shoes
With a murderous battle cry: "hoo hoo!"
I have burnt them alive with
The fire from my hands
Every last one, I vow, shall die!
And I run underneath as the tyrant leaps
And I turn just in time as
He finally reaps his recompense:
Death by lava
And I run down the hall, for I cannot wait
I'm unstoppable now on a charge
Heading straight into the arms of my lover
Thank you, Mario
But our Princess is in another castle oh
There's an anguished man with a forlorn face
For it's cold and the nights are lonely
He looks all around
But his Princess can't be found
It's his fault and it's his fault only
He brought on this war with a cocky grin
Only now does he truly see
He hoisted this upon himself
Who is this Italian handyman elf? It's a-me