​brentalfloss - Talk to Her! lyrics

You obviously like her
Why don't you go talk to her?
Go over there and say
"Hi!", start a conversation, get her number
She's cute man, go for it

You know I can't do that

C'mon Paul
If you can't say "Hi!" how are you
Ever going to get a date?
Give your right hand a rest for one night
Go talk to her

All you have to do is say
'Hello how are you' and suddenly
You're talking
Take the quickest route and say
'Hey y you're pretty cute' and finally
You're talking

Face your fear buy her a beer
Or a glass of wine
Tear down your walls and grow some balls
Just talk to her and you'll be fine

If you never try it
You'll never find out why
It's the way it's supposed to be
You're male you are a hunter
You see a girl you want her go after her
Go talk to her do it for me

I'll tell you what we'll make a bet
Twenty five bucks says you get her number
Nothing to lose free money to get
And what if I lose?

Then you'll get a girl's number duh

I don't need to make a big show
Or use some cheesy pick up line
I never had to do that with Flo and
Look at us we turned out fine

Yeah? And then she dumped you

Fuck you

Listen it's time that you forgot her
Dive into warmer water go after her go

Flo is in the past
You were never meant to last
And besides, her name is Flo

Florence

Oh, that better flo was just a fluke
Not a normal girl and you can't assume it'll
Happen that way again
You can't keep on comparing
Each stranger you are staring at
To a girl who acts like she's ten

Just look at her she's beautiful
Pretty as peaches and ripe for the picking
Cuties like that are rarely alone
So give it a shot the iron is hot

Do you know why she's here alone?
Probably cause he date is late
One in a million she's here alone

Then if her date's late then you be her date

I'm not in the mood
Look she hasn't ordered food
That means she's waiting on a dude

Here's your food ma'am

Fuck

Tonight she dines in solitude solitude
All alone go fucking talk to her

Can't you just accept that I can't talk
To girls that I don't know
I'm quite content to gaze from afar
So please, just drop it let it go

Get a fucking clue man
She's looking right at you man

Nuh uh

Uh, huh

Really?

No don't look now!

This conversation's through
She is looking right at you

Where are you going?

I have to pee

Hi, are you here alone?

Yes

Great, listen
My friend Paul thinks you're really cute

Really?

Yeah, you noticed him too then?

Yeah

Great match made in Heaven but see
The problem is he's kinda shy but he'd really
Like to get to know you so, uh
When he comes out of the bathroom
Why not come over and join our table?

Oh, I can't do that, I'm way too shy

You're perfect for him, what's your name?

Melissa

Listen carefully Melissa
All you have to do is say
'Hello how are you' and suddenly
You're talking

Your wish is his command
He is putty in your hand so once he's back
Start walking (I can't)

Yes you can c'mon be a man
Don't let this one go
Get some nuts, oh! Guts - I meant guts
Just promise me

He's coming!

I know!

Hey, everything come out alright?

Just fine

You know, i've been looking at your chick i
Think she may be a little
Out of your league you probably
Shouldn't go talk to her

Reverse psychology? You're trying to
Dare me to go talk to her is it really
That important to you that I embarrass myself
In front of a beautiful woman

No it's important to me that you get
Over this stupid fear of rejection

I don't have a fear of rejection

Then talk to her, c'mon

Face your fear buy her a beer
Or a glass of wine
Tear down your walls and grow some balls
Just talk to her and you'll be fine

I'm not listening i'm not listening
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I'm not listening la I'm not listening

You know, if you want to be a pussy for
The rest of your life then fine!

Fine!

Alex, what are you doing?

Oh my goodness, he's choking!

He's not choking
He's just trying to get attention he's just

My God somebody do something!

I'm an EMT!

Hi