brentalfloss, Banjo Guy Ollie - The Mass Effect Rag lyrics
[brentalfloss, Banjo Guy Ollie - The Mass Effect Rag lyrics]
Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary earthlings
And aliens of all kinds
It's the Mass Effect rag
Lend your ear and hear a tale
About the future of our race
Where a person who's a gender and
Another thing goes to space
And uncovers these discoveries about an
Ancient time and place
Oh, what a massive trek
Garnering mad respect
That's the Mass Effect rag
Fight against a geth or turian
It is quite the mess that you'rе in
Look around and take a walk and just
Talk and talk and talk and talk
And talk and talk and
Jellybeasts and green salarians
Hopе that you're the means to their ends
You may live to shoot another day
If your squad will scoot out of the way
Be a Paragon or Renegade
Use your charm or choose "intimidate"
Rackin' up the XP, climbin' up the techs tree
Doin that Mass Effect rag
So, there's this huge galactic crisis
You must fix immediately
First though, visit random planets
Hey they might contain debris
You'll drive near and far in a
Bouncy car that handles, uh, distinctively
Keep the gas in check
Don't go too fast and wreck
Doin' the Mass Effect rag
Mind-meld with a griping lady squid
Spy upon a Skyping katydid
Choose one teammate, watch the other die
I reset and scotched the other guy
How do they traverse the galaxy?
What warps time and skirts reality?
Ammunition goes unchecked and why?
Mass Effect, Mass Effect, Mass Effect
Are these bugs what make it buggy?
Are these chugs what make it chuggy?
That's the mass and don't you give me no sass
Every blue booby baby do the Mass Effect rag
Bag 'em and tag 'em and do that rag
And aliens of all kinds
It's the Mass Effect rag
Lend your ear and hear a tale
About the future of our race
Where a person who's a gender and
Another thing goes to space
And uncovers these discoveries about an
Ancient time and place
Oh, what a massive trek
Garnering mad respect
That's the Mass Effect rag
Fight against a geth or turian
It is quite the mess that you'rе in
Look around and take a walk and just
Talk and talk and talk and talk
And talk and talk and
Jellybeasts and green salarians
Hopе that you're the means to their ends
You may live to shoot another day
If your squad will scoot out of the way
Be a Paragon or Renegade
Use your charm or choose "intimidate"
Rackin' up the XP, climbin' up the techs tree
Doin that Mass Effect rag
So, there's this huge galactic crisis
You must fix immediately
First though, visit random planets
Hey they might contain debris
You'll drive near and far in a
Bouncy car that handles, uh, distinctively
Keep the gas in check
Don't go too fast and wreck
Doin' the Mass Effect rag
Mind-meld with a griping lady squid
Spy upon a Skyping katydid
Choose one teammate, watch the other die
I reset and scotched the other guy
How do they traverse the galaxy?
What warps time and skirts reality?
Ammunition goes unchecked and why?
Mass Effect, Mass Effect, Mass Effect
Are these bugs what make it buggy?
Are these chugs what make it chuggy?
That's the mass and don't you give me no sass
Every blue booby baby do the Mass Effect rag
Bag 'em and tag 'em and do that rag