​cs188 - Bruno's Uptown Rectal Cleansing Sing-along PSA lyrics

Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch

There's shit in that asshole
Michelle's wipin' a truckload
Thiiiiiiiis oooooooone for them Golden Girls
Them old girls, them hot girls
Staaaaaaaaah, waaaaaah
Mashin' it up so good got drugs?
We're saying it wrong
Gotta kiss myself, I'm soap-ready
I'm so shitty, and it's shitty

I'm too hot (Hot damn)
Gonna masturbate on a fireman good God
Fuck this, I'm too tired, man (Hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm a piece of shit
(So throw away that smelly toilet brush)
Man, I'm gonna masturbate on myself

This song sucks, halleluuuuuuuuu
'Cause Uptown Funk don't give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' 'nog
KnuF nwotpU esuaC'
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' 'nog
KnuF nwotpU esuaC'
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' 'nog
KnuF nwotpU esuaC'
Saturday night and we on the pot
Don't believe me, just wipe ya ass!

Just sayin' just sayin'
(Wipe, wipe, wipe)
Don't believe me, just wash ya ass
(There's shit in that butthole
Michelle's wipin' a truckload)
Saturday night and we on the pot
Don't believe me, just wipe
Don't believe me, just wipe
Don't believe me, just wipe that butt
Don't believe me, just wipe that butt
Don't believe me, just wipe that butt
Hey, hey hey oh!

Stop, wait a minute! FEEL MY COCK!
Take a sip, skip the check
Coolio! Get the stretchy pussy!
We gon' shoot up Harlem, Jackiewood, Harson
Mississippi
We gon' shit in a fresh jar of Skippy

Don't say my name you don't know who I am
I'm not Sam-IAm i'm not william
I'm not who I am am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am!

Just film my crotch! (Come on)