jacksfilms, Roomie, Dan Bull - Royalty-Free Christmas Songs: 4ever After lyrics
Daniel “Dan” Bull
[jacksfilms, Roomie, Dan Bull - Royalty-Free Christmas Songs: 4ever After lyrics]
Let's put out some treats for Santa
Let's help him stay refreshed
If you don't give treats to Santa
Well, he'll feast upon your flesh
I see mommy kissing Santa Claus
Now they're doing a little
Bit more than kissing
Oh, God!
Hey, little girl, sit on my lap
So that we may talk about toys
Oh my God
That sounds awful once you step back and
Listen to yourself! yeah, I deserve
This lock me up, lock me up
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog? Maybe it was you!
"Dude, nobody spiked the eggnog!"
Oh, it expired in 1982
So that's why it tastes so funny, hahaha!
Yo, it's Santa
Put all your hands up, damn, bruh
This rap track is a banger, standard
I'm grabbing all the ham in the hamper
Sipping Cognac Brandy right out the decanter
Riding my reindeer about at a canter
Grabbing Dancer, and Prancer's antlers
Yank them about for the banter
Wow, man, I'm random
Handing bags full of bamboo to pandas
And I'm giving Bob Ross fans a new canvas
Is that a happy little cloud, or a Santa?
Dang, it's the man with the fan club
From Hampshire to Japan, Uganda, Rwanda
Sri Lanka
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kwanzaa
As-Salaam-Alaikum, namaste, gouranga
Thank you, or in Frankfurt: "danke"
Because having good manners? That's gangsta
People are mistaken in
Believing that Australia's
Capital city's Sydney, it's actually Canberra
Jacksfilms, Dan Bull, assholes, cameras
Don't read the comments
'cause they're bad for your grammar
Reading all your letters
And their spelling got me anxious
#YIAY, let Jack find the answers
I invented product placement, ooh, Fanta
That'll go well with a Chandler Lasagne
Now I'm amped up, and that's just a sampler
Of sounds that I'm sticking
In your hippocampus
It is a Christmas bonanza, extravaganza
And, damn, it feels good to be a Santa
Yeah, damn, it feels
Hahahahahahahaha enjoy Hell!
HAHAHA
First, you gotta make the butt
Then you make another butt
I think that's too many butts
And now we are a snowman!
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Yeah, jingle them, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa, oh, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, ooh
Christmas List, A Christmas Kiss
A Christmas Wish, and A Wish For Christmas
Once Upon A Christmas, Twice Upon A Christmas
12 Dates of Christmas, 12 Men of Christmas
Snowglobe, and A Snow Globe Christmas
Can't stress enough these are separate movies
A Prince For Christmas
A Princess For Christmas
December Bride, cough
I am the guy who cleans up after reindeer
That's it, that's the whole song
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
I feel like there's more black
People, like in general, you know? And
I'm not saying that's a bad
Thing, haha, I'm no racist
But it's pretty jarring when I turn on
The TV and, bah, it's a black person
You know what I mean? Hey, i'm just
Saying what we're all thinking, you know? I'm
Just saying what we're all thinking
You know? I'm just saying
What we're all thinking
(Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up)
Let's help him stay refreshed
If you don't give treats to Santa
Well, he'll feast upon your flesh
I see mommy kissing Santa Claus
Now they're doing a little
Bit more than kissing
Oh, God!
Hey, little girl, sit on my lap
So that we may talk about toys
Oh my God
That sounds awful once you step back and
Listen to yourself! yeah, I deserve
This lock me up, lock me up
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog?
Who spiked the eggnog? Maybe it was you!
"Dude, nobody spiked the eggnog!"
Oh, it expired in 1982
So that's why it tastes so funny, hahaha!
Yo, it's Santa
Put all your hands up, damn, bruh
This rap track is a banger, standard
I'm grabbing all the ham in the hamper
Sipping Cognac Brandy right out the decanter
Riding my reindeer about at a canter
Grabbing Dancer, and Prancer's antlers
Yank them about for the banter
Wow, man, I'm random
Handing bags full of bamboo to pandas
And I'm giving Bob Ross fans a new canvas
Is that a happy little cloud, or a Santa?
Dang, it's the man with the fan club
From Hampshire to Japan, Uganda, Rwanda
Sri Lanka
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kwanzaa
As-Salaam-Alaikum, namaste, gouranga
Thank you, or in Frankfurt: "danke"
Because having good manners? That's gangsta
People are mistaken in
Believing that Australia's
Capital city's Sydney, it's actually Canberra
Jacksfilms, Dan Bull, assholes, cameras
Don't read the comments
'cause they're bad for your grammar
Reading all your letters
And their spelling got me anxious
#YIAY, let Jack find the answers
I invented product placement, ooh, Fanta
That'll go well with a Chandler Lasagne
Now I'm amped up, and that's just a sampler
Of sounds that I'm sticking
In your hippocampus
It is a Christmas bonanza, extravaganza
And, damn, it feels good to be a Santa
Yeah, damn, it feels
Hahahahahahahaha enjoy Hell!
HAHAHA
First, you gotta make the butt
Then you make another butt
I think that's too many butts
And now we are a snowman!
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Yeah, jingle them, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa, oh, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, ooh
Christmas List, A Christmas Kiss
A Christmas Wish, and A Wish For Christmas
Once Upon A Christmas, Twice Upon A Christmas
12 Dates of Christmas, 12 Men of Christmas
Snowglobe, and A Snow Globe Christmas
Can't stress enough these are separate movies
A Prince For Christmas
A Princess For Christmas
December Bride, cough
I am the guy who cleans up after reindeer
That's it, that's the whole song
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
Let's all ignore our racist Uncle Joe
I feel like there's more black
People, like in general, you know? And
I'm not saying that's a bad
Thing, haha, I'm no racist
But it's pretty jarring when I turn on
The TV and, bah, it's a black person
You know what I mean? Hey, i'm just
Saying what we're all thinking, you know? I'm
Just saying what we're all thinking
You know? I'm just saying
What we're all thinking
(Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up)