​of Montreal - Butterscotching Mr. Lynn lyrics

I like you cause you look like a giraffe
Stretching out it's neck to get to
Fruit in a tall tree

You're always occupied with girly things
Your room is filled with girly posters
Of teen idols and rollercoasters
And funny things like that
You've got a red and purple
Striped stuffed animal cat
That takes up half the bed

I like to pretend you're made out of
A drawbridge operator's favorite
Radio program
"Argh, you're listening to 813
Sound of the Sea"
While I'm training troops in parachutes
How to act frou-frou
So when their sergeants return
From butterscotching Mr lynn
They can do the Charleston while
I paint the face
Of Private Fontaine on his enemy's face and
Do the same to him
Until the ballroom's filled with soldiers
Wondering if they like themselves
And all are forced to forgive and forget