​of Montreal - Like a Tourist lyrics

I saw your movie tonight
I thought you were pretty good
I'm so happy that you're doing
What you want to
You go to your favorite dark place
Think of the auto da-fé
Unicorns eating baby meat
There's a dragon rape if you want one
(one's the loneliest number)
Smokehood merlion, female erection
You fetishize the archetype
Ha! you fetishize the archetype

Don't treat me like a tourist
Let's stay high on a negative wave
And paint it black just like the good times
Don't treat me like a tourist
Let's stay high they break our hearts like
It's our birthdays, soak us in animal blood
I want somebody to frisk me
I want this night to distort me
But, I didn't come here just
To see you dancing no, or to admire your art
Or try and cure your Androphobic heart
Anyways I'm crippled inside

Don't treat me like a tourist
Let's stay high on a negative wave
And paint it black just like the good times
Don't treat me like a tourist
Let's stay 'woke' like Pharaoh E badu
And paint it feral in our heads again
Like when we were passengers

Don't treat me like a tourist
Let's stay high they break our hearts like
It's our birthdays, soak us in animal blood