​of Montreal - The Pimps Are Simpering lyrics

Oh, antiquated girl
I know that you've been governed
By the clink of a shoe

Oh, antiquated girl
I've got to introduce, girl
Into the new scene

I had Fernando the Man consult the cards and
If it's phrophated, I'll take you as mine
Girl

Oh, antiquated girl
Your friends are truly boring
And your family's a curse

Oh, antiquated girl they've got no relevance
Can't think of what could be worse

Oh well I asked Madame Hough to
Consult the stars and
If we're not doomed, I'll take you as mine
Girl

Oh, antiquated girl

Well you told me on Monday
That you don't that stuff that's
Just how you were raised and you had enough

You told me on Monday
That you'd rather die and I
Must get a thrill from making you cry

But, oh, antiquated girl
I'm only trying to help you
See the things you have missed

Oh, antiquated girl you act as if I'm trying
To make you slit your wrist

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I had my talented friend consult the Oracle
And if the gods approve, I'll
Take you as mine, girl

Oh, antiquated girl!

You told me on Monday
That you don't that stuff that's
Just how you were raised and you had enough

You told me on Monday
That you'd rather die and I
Must get a thrill from making you cry

But, oh, antiquated girl!