​thaMANSTA, Classified - My Kinda News lyrics

Manstaaaaa! Manstaaaaa!

Master P Rocks! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

For nine-eight, yo!

There's only two years left
And things are getting seedy
A lot of it has to do
With this thing called the media
Your scope of the world
Constricted by major networks
And what they transmit
Dictated by political perks
You need to realize, open your eyes
And see the lies
Dan Rather's influence over you has
Grown to large in size
These days skepticism is a prerequisite
See that stuff in the toilet? The
News is full of it
You need to flush your mind
Gеt rid of that propaganda
Watch some local TV, you're not a Yankee
You're from Canada
That rеporter on the tube? She's
Just doing her job
Give her too much trust, and you'll be robbed
Of your innocence
Separate the real from irrelevance
'Cause to the networks
Only dollars make sense

I give you "racial tension", Hants East
In all it's glory

What's with the paparazzi? It's got my
Mind straight in a daze watching Channel 26
Seeing people die and shit
What's the drama for? We live our life
But what's it cause?
I don't want to be a stat
Thinking "Can I deal with that?
Can I deal with life? Can I deal
With things that I'll be living with?"
And watching TV doesn't help to
Get away from it
And on the paper side of it, what's wrong?
Death, crime, and robbery
That's what's going on
Can you tell me that it's any different?
It's all a state of mind
And this is why I rhyme 'Cause Class is all
About bringing information
ThaMANSTA: "and I'm thaMANSTA
I provide interpretations!"

"Ahhs and oohs is my kinda news!
Pop your tape in, put the car in cruise!"

Enough TV, head out the door
Jump in your hooptie
You've got a wicked system
So blasting it? you gotta be
But, you were in a hurry
Forgot tapes for deck playing
Looks like you're gonna be going FM, or AM
Which one? There's not much
Difference in Haltown ones got shitty sound
The other's just shit with good sound
The only station with some realness: CKDU
But past the airport, there's no hope for you
The CHUM Group has an aural monopoly
ATV packages what you C100
Percent bullshit is what you're gonna find
They need some KIXX like country where
The Sun FM don't shine
Give me a deck minus a tuner
I'd be just as happy
I turn on the radio, all that comes out
Is crappy
And I'm thaMANSTA, providing interpretations!