​The AAA Girls, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act - American Apparel Ad Girls lyrics

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I like it when you don't touch my hair
I prefer it if you don't touch my hair

Chapstick and mascara
Dawson's 50 load weekend anus
Laser hair removal, Ahem! Willam perhaps?

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear these ill shirts
(Oh my gosh, I'm on that t-shirt)
They're good shirts (Fag swag)
They're good shirts
(This merchandise is for sale) sickening

Bisexual uber-drivers tell me about it!
My voice (ohhh) lupita N'yongo delicious
The Courtney Act patented lubing technique

You play the saxophone?
I thought you said you said
You were good at sex! Alaska 5000

Capezio pantyhose without any runs (No runs)
Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn
Queens with old school names
Like Nicole Paige Brooks
And having Mathu Andersen beating your face
Being tucked continuously for a month
Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls
Being one of the American Apparel Ad
Girls know what I mean?

I like Britney Spears circa 2007
Oh, I love it when it smells
Like your mum washes your clothes!
I like Ariana Grande so much I
Wanna order an Ariana Venti i like turtles
What? I like people who are pretty
In their own unique way, so no
I like your pussy i like happy cow
I like it when you drink an espresso
And you have to poop immediately
I like turtles

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear these ill shirts
(I like when you don't touch my hair)
(Really) they're good shirts
(I like when you don't touch my hair)
(No, I'm serious) they're good shirts
(I prefer it if you don't touch my hair)
Sickening
(Please, stay the fuck away from my hair)

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there (Ohhh)
So, please, feel free to like us (Ohhh)
And buy these tops we wear these ill shirts
(Yeaaah) they're good shirts
(Oh, they're good shirts, baby)
They're good shirts (yeah! yeah)
Sickening (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

That's all