​The AAA Girls, Willam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck - Tuck Tape lyrics

They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
We're all tuckers!

Gender's a mystery my dick is history!

With tuck tape! Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape! Oooh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape!

It takes a master to create a
True beef curtain
Triple A tuck tape never fails
That's for certain

These bulgy messes succeed in dresses!

With tuck tape! Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape! Oooh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so duct tape!
Oooh no!

G-G-G-GENDER she sure tried it!
That bubble gum you can't deny it
What to do just grab onto some
TUCK TAPE! (Oooh)

Tuck tape! Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape! Oooh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape!

D-D-D-DANGER watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
What to do just grab onto some

Tuck tape! Oooh
Can S-V-U report your gape with tuck tape!
Oooh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape! Oooh
Your VPL can go to hell with tuck tape! Oooh

Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you
Use to hide your genitals!
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your- courtney!
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
Actually, you know, I prefer
Using organic cold-pressed
Fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free
Kösher, non-GMO
Vegan, Halal, locally sourced coconut oil i
Mean coconut oil is just amazing
There's nothing you can't do with it, I cook
With it, I pull with it, i lube
Up my body with it, if you're
In a committed, loving, safe relationship
You can also use it as a tuck tape